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Sebias of Redwall

#795
November 23, 2019, 01:49:16 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2019, 11:22:48 PM
It's sardonically funny that Grey said he died.
Good point.

Unfortunately, it started raining.  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#796
November 23, 2019, 03:38:27 AM
Fortunately, everybeast brought their umbrellas (I know what I typed *looks at Verdauga*)
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Booklover

#797
November 23, 2019, 11:06:47 AM
Unfortunately, it was too windy for umbrellas (except as shields when food fighting).
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

#798
November 23, 2019, 04:17:44 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2019, 03:38:27 AM
Fortunately, everybeast brought their umbrellas (I know what I typed *looks at Verdauga*)
*Wonders why Kade thinks I see anything wrong with what he typed.*
Furtunately, they were the special air umbrellas that don't get affected by the wind.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

#799
November 23, 2019, 04:36:40 PM
Unfortunately, a maniac with an axe ran through and destroyed the umbrellas.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#800
November 23, 2019, 05:40:02 PM
Fortunately, the maniac had a change of heart and brought us to his cabin in the woods where we would be safe from the rain.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#801
November 23, 2019, 05:43:12 PM
Cabin in the woods... but Ranger's don't have axes. So:

Unfortunately, he didn't actually own the cabin. A very grumpy man called Halt, with some threatening looking weapons, did.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#802
November 23, 2019, 05:44:17 PM
Fortunately, there was also a kind old wizard named Gandalf wandering the woods.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#803
November 23, 2019, 05:47:21 PM
Unfortunately, he did not take kindly to being called old. "Wizards are never old! They always age precisely how they mean to!"
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#804
November 23, 2019, 05:50:03 PM
Fortunately, out of the blue, a Hobbit named Frodo comes flying out of the woods and hugs the VERY OLD wizard. "It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf!" he says.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#805
November 23, 2019, 05:51:11 PM
Unfortunately, Gandalf was called away to help with some sort of quest, so he couldn't help.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#806
November 23, 2019, 05:53:02 PM
Fortunately, (Why did I have to be the fortunate guy? Being unfortunate is so much more fun :P) the ranger named Halt decided to help us.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#807
November 23, 2019, 05:56:55 PM
Unfortunately, his wife, who has a large influence over him, was suspicious.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#808
November 23, 2019, 05:58:03 PM
Fortunately, the wizard came back from his quest and knocked some sense into her with his handy staff.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#809
November 23, 2019, 05:59:55 PM
Unfortunately, Lady Pauline was trained in self-defence, and began to attack Gandalf with a large knife.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.
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