Fortunate and Unfortunate

[shisteer of nothing much]

Unfortunately, we forgot to turn the teleporter off so Grey teleported to Hobbiton.

[Booklover]

Fortunately, Gandalf was visiting.

[Kade Rivok]

Unfortunately, he was teleported away when Grey was telported in.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Fortunately, we were also teleported away.

[Booklover]

Unfortunately, Grey began to terrorise the Hobbits.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Fortunately, we managed to get away safely.

[Booklover]

Unfortunately, many Hobbits were seriously injured and perhaps even killed by Grey, so we had to go back and save them.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fortunately, Sebias arrived, along with the nine Nazgul and they quickly restored the order via force and terror. 

[Kade Rivok]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was still with us and drove the Nazgul away.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Fortunately, the nazgul came back in search of Frodo's ring.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately Grey was murdered by the villainous Sebias.

[Kade Rivok]

Fortunately, the murder wasn't very effective.

[Booklover]

Unfortunately, it was almost effective (not effective enough for Alec, but effective enough for me), so Grey had to be taken to hospital instantly or he'd die. No hard feelings.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately Grey died.

[Verdauga]

It's sardonically funny that Grey said he died.