Poll
Question:
Verdauga has problems. He will leave. *Happy grin*
Option 1: As our young lord has put it, Verdauga is wrong. He will leave.
votes: 2
Option 2: yes.
votes: 2
Option 3: Take him to a dungeon. There's nothing stopping the people.
votes: 6
Deep-fried rage has brewed in our happy board. Not so happy now, eh?
*1 Express yourself. Be yourself.
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*1 (cook your inner thinking organ to the highest point. That's what I mean.)
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^ My thoughts exactly.
*takes one look at thread*
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Well....this is the board for spam topics......
I still have exactly NO idea what this is about anyway.
^^^^
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 02:07:18 PM
Well....this is the board for spam topics......
I still have exactly NO idea what this is about anyway.
It was a deep fried meme.
*Sarcasm*
Well, that clarifies things. :laugh:
@Jukka the Sling what anime is
that from?
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
...Also, I have no idea what's going on either, but I hate it.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 21, 2019, 02:42:47 PM
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
Ahhh.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 21, 2019, 02:42:47 PM
...Also, I have no idea what's going on either, but I hate it.
I think almost everyone in the topic does.
I'm not alone--Yay!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 21, 2019, 02:42:47 PM
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
...Also, I have no idea what's going on either, but I hate it.
He's YOUR brother.
Oh nothing, nothing at all ::)
*uses cloak to vanish and keeps listening*
I'd say you people are strange, but why point out the obvious?
Besides, it isn't proper manners to point.
Quote from: Matthias720 on November 21, 2019, 05:40:44 PM
I'd say you people are strange, but why point out the obvious?
I dunno. It's fun though.
Also, why do your posts always have the cellphone/walkie-talkie icon on them?
Quote from: Matthias720 on November 21, 2019, 05:40:44 PM
Why point out the obvious?
Good question. I suppose one does such a thing in case there happens to be a small child around.
I could be said small child. You don't know.
Exactly. It can sometimes be necessary to point out the obvious for Kade's sake.
Quote from: Matthias720 on November 21, 2019, 05:40:44 PM
I'd say you people are strange, but why point out the obvious?
Matthias you've been with us too long to be even thinking about asking such a question
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:17:02 PM
*uses cloak to vanish and keeps listening*
Neither Ranger cloaks nor Marlfox cloaks (which are actually really similar) can make you completely vanish. And, if I remember correctly, you haven't read Harry Potter, so you aren't referring to an invisibility cloak.
*uses invisibility cloak and New York Yankees cap to vanish and also some extendable ears and a few runes and keeps listening*
She could be talking about HP.
*Sets opacity field to zero.*
*Sets opacity field to one hundred*
But she hasn't read it, and therefore won't know that only Death's cloak actually works properly.
Quote from: Booklover on November 21, 2019, 08:01:49 PM
But she hasn't read it, and therefore won't know that only Death's cloak actually works properly.
How do we know she hasn't read it?
It came up in AITOO or something.
Oh.
@Verdauga The cell phone icon is because I'm posting using a simplified version of the forum, so I can save on mobile data. If you want to see the forum how I usually do, scroll down to the bottom of the screen and click on WAP2.
Oh! Well that's cool! Thanks for showing me!
Quote from: Booklover on November 21, 2019, 07:44:27 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:17:02 PM
*uses cloak to vanish and keeps listening*
Neither Ranger cloaks nor Marlfox cloaks (which are actually really similar) can make you completely vanish. And, if I remember correctly, you haven't read Harry Potter, so you aren't referring to an invisibility cloak.
*uses invisibility cloak and New York Yankees cap to vanish and also some extendable ears and a few runes and keeps listening*
My cloak is enchanted with a very mysterious magic that you know nothing about. (and yes, it can make me invisible)
The changes made to the poll have cleared things up.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2019, 12:48:19 AM
Quote from: Booklover on November 21, 2019, 07:44:27 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:17:02 PM
*uses cloak to vanish and keeps listening*
Neither Ranger cloaks nor Marlfox cloaks (which are actually really similar) can make you completely vanish. And, if I remember correctly, you haven't read Harry Potter, so you aren't referring to an invisibility cloak.
*uses invisibility cloak and New York Yankees cap to vanish and also some extendable ears and a few runes and keeps listening*
My cloak is enchanted with a very mysterious magic that you know nothing about. (and yes, it can make me invisible)
You'd be surprised as to what I know. Well, you seem to trust the cloak, so I will too. Makes no difference. Want a few Extendable Ears? And I think we should stop talking now, in case anybody realises we exist.
You would have an easier time if everything you wrote didn't appear on the topic.
*transmits voice from a hidden speaker in the ceiling* You can't see me anyway, we're both masters in silent and unseen movement, so we should be fine.
So wait...what's this topic about? :P
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 21, 2019, 02:42:47 PM
...Also, I have no idea what's going on either, but I hate it.
Question of the year.
Is it the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Evrything? In which case, the Answer is... *decides not to say because anybody who doesn't get the reference doesn't deserve the Answer, and can't know both the Answer and Question anyway*
But you now know the question, which means you would not know the answer.
Mind=Blown
Ha! :laugh:
Why does this exist.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2019, 08:51:56 PM
But you now know the question, which means you would not know the answer.
Have you heard the story of Reason?
If it's a legitimate story, no.
But you did say that no one can know both the question and answer at the same time.
But until you hear the story of Reason, you won't understand why.
Until you hear the story of UNDERTALE, you will not understand.
I know some things about Undertale, just as you know some things about Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Oh, yeah, but you probably know more about Undertale than I about Hitchhiker's Guide.
Are you sure about that?
Fairly. You had a sibling that played Undertale. You, Jarky, and HIAG are the only one's I've met that talk about Hitchhiker's guide.
Doesn't mean I know anything about it.
Quote from: Booklover on November 22, 2019, 08:12:36 PM
Is it the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Evrything? In which case, the Answer is... *decides not to say because anybody who doesn't get the reference doesn't deserve the Answer, and can't know both the Answer and Question anyway*
42.
One thing I've wondered is why they never come up with 'To be or not to be: that is the question.'
*Pretends to know what everyone is talking about* ;D
Read Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Then you'll understand.
Ah...
How many words long is it?
No idea. Here are a couple: Don't panic!
Quote from: Booklover on November 23, 2019, 05:52:21 PM
No idea. Here are a couple: Don't panic!
Lol :laugh: Okay. Wait...why shouldn't I panic? Is there something going on that I should know about? Why won't you tell me! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Starts running around in panic*
It's written in large friendly letters. That's why you shouldn't panic.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you got a towel?
(I've heard that one before :P)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You didn't answer my question. Have you got a towel?
You dropped your pocket.
*Looks on the ground for said pocket*
*Decides half-heartedly to enter the--*
Sheev? Why am I leaving?
*Smiles* You were the first who claimed confusion. *The ground beneath Verdauga lowers, taking him down and away from his friends. A large portion of the ground above him seals the hole which was made*
No sound will be heard from beneath this place.
This topic is a mess :laugh:
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on November 23, 2019, 11:30:32 PM
*Smiles* You were the first who claimed confusion. *The ground beneath Verdauga lowers, taking him down and away from his friends. A large portion of the ground above him seals the hole which was made*
No sound will be heard from beneath this place.
Yay!
And no, Booklover. You know nothing about my magic.
*Teleports back into topic*
Guys.....you do not want to see what I've seen......I saw....the fortieth page of the Cellars!!!!!
*Turns back to Sheev*
You DO realize it's kinda impossible to get rid of me, right?
Where there's a will, there's a way, and he WILL have his WAY (I guess)
*sighs* Well, I guess I will have to marry the teacher usurper after all.
Why don't you just.....ignore it? They'll lose interest eventually.
And he finally admits his plan :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I never kept it a secret. Although I might post in there.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2019, 01:52:56 AM
Where there's a will, there's a way, and he WILL have his WAY (I guess)
Where there's a Will, there are loads of RA fans. If it's Will Treaty, that is.
Where there's a Will Herondale, you should make sure all ducks get out of the way.
When there's a will, you should probably squash it,
But if you squashed Will, then Araluen would have been taken over by Morgarath, and probably later on by the Temujai.
Eh, wait till after he's saved the world, then squash him.
Could work, I suppose. But don't you dare squash Will Herondale.
Why not?
Read The Infernal Devices series.
*squashes Will Herondale* What happens now?
*calls all nearby Nephilim* Huh? Did you ask me something?
Yeah, I squashed the Herondale dude. What are the consequences?
I'm guessing his friends are full of rage.
Deep-fried rage.
*badum tish*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 08:41:31 PM
When there's a will, you should probably squash it,
I'M the resident authority on squishing around these parts.
Not as of late ;D
Yep. Go to Skarzs if you want someone flattened. Just....don't have him flatten me, okay? I'd get kinda depressed.
No, I won't stop.
Can't stop, won't stop
Don't stop, don't stop, we're in luck now!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2019, 10:37:45 PM
Not as of late ;D
*Squishes Kade.* I don't squish newbies. But all of you have obviously moved past that stage at this time.
*Dodges* I get the feeling my usual methods of getting out of this won't work on you, so imma just run. *Runs*
There is no dodging the way I squish. I have perfected the art.
We'll change your name to Flatjack. 'Cause you'll be a pancake!
Well I've perfected the art of dodging, so there! *Sticks out tongue in a rather petulant manner.*
Fine, no more squishing. *burns Will Herondale to a pile of ashes* What are the consequences?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 11:20:45 PM
Fine, no more squishing. *burns Will Herondale to a pile of ashes* What are the consequences?
Ooooof. That must have hurt. everything he did, up in smoke. burned out too early. He shoulda just been washed up.
You were reaching a bit for that one
*waits for Booklover to answer*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2019, 11:39:34 PM
You were reaching a bit for that one
Well, I went out on a limb. Luckily, I didn't yet need a helping hand. Anyway, speaking of limbs, I could either branch out into other comedy, or leaf.
*keeps waiting*
If you're waiting on the RP, you're going to wait a while. It's nearly 12 PM there.
I'm not waiting on the RP, I'm waiting for Booklover to answer my question. *keeps waiting*
Time frame'll be about the same ;D
I know. *keeps waiting*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 11:20:45 PM
Fine, no more squishing. *burns Will Herondale to a pile of ashes* What are the consequences?
There you go.
Quid?
You chose to burn stuff.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 25, 2019, 12:27:38 AM
I'm not waiting on the RP, I'm waiting for Booklover to answer my question. *keeps waiting*
What question? *waits for Teer to answer*
Was it about Will Herondale? If so, I have just one answer:
Spoiler
It's a Shadowhunter thing. You wouldn't understand, because you're a:
MUNDANE!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 11:20:45 PM
Fine, no more squishing. *burns Will Herondale to a pile of ashes* What are the consequences?
That is my question.
A lot of TSC fans (the hardcore book fans, not the almost Mundane TV fans) rush after you, shouting that you support the evil ducks. Also, a warlock (maybe more) and many Shadowhunters also hunt you down.
*Defeats the TSC using powers of randomness.*
You just said 'the the'.
*Sighs in mock exasperation*
No, I just said the The.
The 'T' in TSC stands for 'the'. So you said
Quote from: Verdauga on November 26, 2019, 07:59:25 PM
*Defeats the the Shadowhunter Chronicles using powers of randomness.*
At the risk of sounding curt, I know. I know what the 'T' stood for. The Shadowhunter Chronicles has been mentioned on here before. When 'T' is used in an abbreviations, it stands for 'The' most of the time.
So I know. But saying "*Defeats the SC using powers of randomness.* sounds like I'm defeating the state of South Carolina.
I mean, personally, I'd be pretty impressed if you actually managed to do that.
*burns TSC to a pile of ashes*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 27, 2019, 03:48:27 AM
I mean, personally, I'd be pretty impressed if you actually managed to do that.
It would be cool, but then I'd have to move.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 27, 2019, 09:45:26 AM
*burns TSC to a pile of ashes*
YOU EVIL MUNDANE! DO YOU SUPPORT THE DUCKS OR SOMETHING?
*Looks to the left*
*Looks to the right*
*Slowly raises hand.*
*tramples ashes into ground*
*Eats ground*
*Looks at Jarky with growing concern.*
*feeds Jarky chocolate pie*
*Watches chocolate disappear with great sadness.*
*Gives different chocolate pie to Skarzs*
I did not make a pie... for three reasons. One, I don't know how to make a pie. Two, I don't have any pie ingredients.
Ok.
Remember when you used to be able to tell how the subject of conversation changed throughout topic?
No?
....Okay....
I blame you.
I blame the ducks.
You should have shame. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
Bloodthirsty, perhaps, but privacy-centric
Well, I am, so Neener-neener!
*Gathp*
;D ;D ;D
Hey, Booklover!
No, this is Patrick.
*Squishes Verdauga.*
You might not want to start that...
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2019, 02:20:43 AM
*Squishes Verdauga.*
WHAT?!?! What did I do?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 30, 2019, 03:05:48 PM
You might not want to start that...
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2019, 02:20:43 AM
*Squishes Verdauga.*
WHAT?!?! What did I do?
Start what? I didn't do anything wrong...
I didn't say it was wrong.
Then what is your objection to my innocent post?
I'm really sensing some deep-fried rage in this topic, guys.
Absolutely.
With an extra side of cooking grease.
I mean, I almost got evicted just for not knowing what was going on!
....I still don't, if I'm honest.
Same, dude.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 01, 2019, 12:07:12 AM
With an extra side of cooking grease.
I mean, I almost got evicted just for not knowing what was going on!
....I still don't, if I'm honest.
Out. *Points out of the post*
Olive oil.
Coconut oil is better.
Why is there so much disconnection with all of you fellows. I edited the poll to your liking.
But we've already voted so can't vote again.
I fixed that. The people cry for change.
I'm hardly 'people'.
Wait for the populace to emerge.
I'm still trying to figure out why I am the victim here.
That and if I should set up a reply topic to this.
You should definitely set up a reply topic to this.
In what way can you reply to something that is so absurd?
Like this....
@shisteer of nothing much @Ebantu the Kararehe Look, I got a soda today from your true homeland!
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/c8JCVBF.jpg)
Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 02, 2019, 02:06:01 AM
In what way can you reply to something that is so absurd?
I don't know! I'm still trying to figure out what the original point of this topic was!
Actually, I do know. It's a spam magnet.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:38:20 AM
Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
*Begins running.* Do... do schnauzers like coconut oil?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:38:20 AM
Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
wut
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:38:20 AM
Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
On a side note, I never actually
said that I'm an otter. People just seem to assume as much :laugh:
My thoughts exactly.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2019, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:38:20 AM
Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
On a side note, I never actually said that I'm an otter. People just seem to assume as much :laugh:
But you are an otter.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 03, 2019, 03:04:29 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2019, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:38:20 AM
Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
On a side note, I never actually said that I'm an otter. People just seem to assume as much :laugh:
But you are an otter.
What he said.
You are also an otter.
And you are a troll, my dear Skarzs.
And you are a wedding cake.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2019, 02:45:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:38:20 AM
Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
*Begins running.* Do... do schnauzers like coconut oil?
Yep, schnauzers
love coconut oil. *watches as flying schnauzers begin to lick Kade*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2019, 09:38:59 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2019, 02:45:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:38:20 AM
Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
*Begins running.* Do... do schnauzers like coconut oil?
Yep, schnauzers love coconut oil. *watches as flying schnauzers begin to lick Kade*
Awww, who's a good widdle schnauzer?
Who's a good widdle schnauzer? *Begins petting schnauzers*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2019, 06:36:24 AM
And you are a wedding cake.
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.BlI8Z2D-J8RvXzI4bSKgfgAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
*A "Cage" lands on Verdauga. The ground beneath Verdauga lowers, taking him deep into the ground*
sheevie
why does this thread exist
and why is your new profile pic so hideous
*Smirks with joyous admiration for Jukka's humble query*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 03, 2019, 02:48:01 PM
sheevie
why does this thread exist
and why is your new profile pic so hideous
Shhhhh, asking that question gives him power!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 03, 2019, 02:48:01 PM
sheevie
why does this thread exist
and why is your new profile pic so hideous
(THANK YOU! We NEED someone to get through to him!)
And now, back to our correspondent in the field, Jukka-the-Sling! Asking the difficult questions about forum topics. Over to you, Jukka!
Stay in your cage.
Rude.
Sheev has gone mad.
*Walks back into the topic*
Soooo, we're no closer to figuring out just WHY Sheev made this in the first place? Okay...
Please call me "The Young Lord".
"Young'un" will do
No.
"The Young Lord" will do fine.
How about calling him 'little one' or 'hatchling', Saphira style?
Because I am not a blue dragon.
@shisteer of nothing much What colour is a Taniwha?
Just let me live my life. Call me "The Young Lord".
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 03, 2019, 08:37:31 PM
Just let me live my life.
Spoken by the guy putting me in a cage and lowering me underground. It doesn't make a lot of sense.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 03, 2019, 08:37:31 PM
Just let me live my life. Call me "The Young Lord".
Child Emperor.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 03:05:10 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 03, 2019, 02:48:01 PM
sheevie
why does this thread exist
and why is your new profile pic so hideous
(THANK YOU! We NEED someone to get through to him!)
And now, back to our correspondent in the field, Jukka-the-Sling! Asking the difficult questions about forum topics. Over to you, Jukka!
Okay, I'll spill what I know.
[redacted]
*Nods like a lot of the news anchors do*
Excellent work Jukka (See, this is why I'm never picked for this job) and a really sad situation there, watching FMA losing his mind.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 04, 2019, 12:04:20 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 03:05:10 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 03, 2019, 02:48:01 PM
sheevie
why does this thread exist
and why is your new profile pic so hideous
(THANK YOU! We NEED someone to get through to him!)
And now, back to our correspondent in the field, Jukka-the-Sling! Asking the difficult questions about forum topics. Over to you, Jukka!
Okay, I'll spill what I know.
[redacted]
Wow, you didn't keep that info up long :laugh: It's wasn't even that important either
I was definitely not threatened for sharing that info. Nope. Not at all. :-|
@Verdauga indeed
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 12:12:29 AM
Wow, you didn't keep that info up long :laugh: It's wasn't even that important either
You baffle me, pal. The folks reading your reply know full well that the claim you just made has nada proof.
But it really wasn't that important, and Jukka did not have it up for long.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 04, 2019, 12:15:39 AM
I was definitely not threatened for sharing that info. Nope. Not at all. :-|
Siblings, am I right?
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 08:17:24 PM
@shisteer of nothing much What colour is a Taniwha?
We vary in regards to this. The most common colour is either blue or pink, though there are Taniwha in basically every colour, hue and shade imaginable.
What about you?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 04:33:03 AM
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 08:17:24 PM
@shisteer of nothing much What colour is a Taniwha?
We vary in regards to this. The most common colour is either blue or pink, though there are Taniwha in basically every colour, hue and shade imaginable.
If it's a mantis shrimp doing the imagining, that's a lot of colors.
....but is it emerald green?
So Teer could call Sheev 'hatchling' or 'little one'. She might be a blue dragon-like creature. Besides, it could be worse. How about Kurokuma?
I don't know anymore.
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 04:56:25 PM
So Teer could call Sheev 'hatchling' or 'little one'. She might be a blue dragon-like creature. Besides, it could be worse. How about Kurokuma?
Why on earth would I want to call The Young Lord a hatchling? As already stated, I'm a dark green Taniwha, not a blue one. (and no, not emerald green)
You may call me Sheev Palpatine, Palpatine, Sheev, Sheevie, or Darth Sidious.
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b5/58/7e/b5587ef0fe83e8b42c27db8333b3cfc5.jpg)
Put it away.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 05, 2019, 05:24:01 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b5/58/7e/b5587ef0fe83e8b42c27db8333b3cfc5.jpg)
Because z.
Don't make me bring it out.
Why not?
The forbidden image.
The forbidden image of a duck. *nods wisely*
*Sheev traps Verdauga in his cage. (that dropped from the roof of the building) (that every being had been in for the duration of this topic)* Mhm. Stay.
What if I said "NO."...?
*Breaks out of cage.*
*Swats Verdauga with a piece of rubble* Let me rewind. When I spawned this good topic, you were the first to fall into the pit of confusion.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 05, 2019, 08:45:08 PM
*Swats Verdauga with a piece of rubble* Let me rewind. When I spawned this good topic, you were the first to fall into the pit of confusion.
Yeah, I gotta ask: Why am
I being targeted here?
The pit of confusion is getting so full that some people have made sense of the confusion and are now struggling to climb out. A few have even got over the edges... just to fall back in again.
What did THAT have to do with the conversation?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 05, 2019, 08:45:08 PM
*Swats Verdauga with a piece of rubble* Let me rewind. When I spawned this good topic, you were the first to fall in the pit of confusion.
Yeah, not explaining anything, that is.
Apparently there is a pit of confusion, that you were the first to fall into. 'First' suggests that there have been others, and given the rest of this topic, it's not difficult to work out that lots of other people have also fallen into the pit. Some have found the sense in the nonsense, so they can get partway out, before getting confused again and falling back in.
That confusing enough for you?
False. The pit is not this topic-You all fell in though-But Verdauga fell in first-Therefore he will be punished.
I never said it was this topic. I said that the confusion of this topic means that people must have fallen in. Are you getting confused, then?
You must be confused. The pit has no body, no form or shape. Unless of course... I make it that way.
*Searches for reasons as to why he is being maligned...*
Ughhhh.....This can't be from our force v. magic battle.....Not the haunted mansion........Not the house of confusion...... I don't think it's because I believe magic trumps the force..... although it could be that.....
Nope. I got nothing. Why are you targeting me?
You flipped the switch. *Snap* Sheev and Verdauga are taken deep into the ground. Flames of death light the cavern. Seats are set up for the folks who might want to watch this fun duel.
*Sheev activates his lightsaber*
*sits in one of the seats*
*Sheev sends a Force shockwave at Verdauga, then dashes toward him*
*Gets knocked back a step by the shockwave.*
*Raises eyebrow.*
What?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 09:11:14 PM
Yeah, not explaining anything, that is.
Well, you were the first to post after Sheev started the topic, and of course the very fist thing you said was "........what?" (to paraphrase)
So, you were not only the first to post, but the first to fall into the pit of confusion. Good on ya mate.
Alright, but keep in mind: we're eleven pages in (on my side) and we STILL have no idea what the heck is going on!
You don't, maybe :laugh: And by doing so, you're merely feeding the pit even more.
This is like a skit full of in-jokes. And I'm out of the group.
This is going way over my head. Except Sheev. He's coming straight at me.
*Sheev binds Verdauga with the soil from the ground*
Ummmmm.......... -_^
*Sheev pushes the flames (lighting the massive room) into Verdauga's chest*
Kade? You wanna chime in?
Edit:No?
No help will come. *Palpatine tightens the soil's grasp with the Force*
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind when I call for help.
You really want me to fight back? Not right now.
*The soil starts cutting off blood circulation around Verdauga's wrists*
Oi. Stahpit. My hands get cold easily anyway. Stahp.
*Continues to push the fire into Verdauga's chest*
*Uses a water incantation to simultaneously extinguish the fire and wash away the dirty chains.*
Can you, like, not? I like this shirt.
*Burns his shirt (as well as his chest) from the previously explained fire*
Ugh... Now I gotta get a new shirt. You're lucky I have an undershirt.
*Prepares to fight with a lightsaber*
So you gave up Gluttony for Sideous.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 05, 2019, 11:14:37 PM
*Prepares to fight with a lightsaber*
Can you,...not? It's kinda
ungraceful, y'know?
What method of fighting would you prefer?
I'd prefer you stopped, if it's all the same to you, but I'd rather shoot you.
Y'know, an artful way of fighting. ;)
Two options. You comply with me, make your way to the dungeon, live their in sorrow, doubt, and horror... or be destroyed by the lord of the Sith.
Mmmm. That's a tough one......but,.....mmmm (this is a tough one.)
.....
.....But I'd have to say....
No.
Well, that is your decision. Prepare yourself.
Ermm...Erm....*Looks around.*
Wasn't the whole point of this that I wasn't prepared? Oh! Wait!
*Digs around in pockets.*
Okay. (Whew, that was tough!) I got my pocketknife....and my flashlight.
*Holds up knife and flashlight, grinning moronically.*
*Sheev slashes at Verdauga with focused determination*
Did you just reference Undertale?
*Steps, like, three inches, to the side.*
Er......
No? *Dives to the side*
*Pulls Sheev off the floor.*
Hey. Buddy. You feeling down? It's okay.
*Hugs Sheev and walks a short distance away.*
*Gives a bro hug to Verdauga, then places a bomb on his back* *It detonates*
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.ZsydaPJqXJiWmihw42PSMAHaEc%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
*Disintegrates.*
*Is satisfied*
*Reforms out of sheer DETERMINATION.
HA! You'll have to try a little harder than THAT to defeat me!
*"Battle Against a True Hero" plays.*
*Sends dense pieces of rubble at Verdauga*
*Gets hit.*
You think this matters? Ha!
*Sheev uses form two of lightsaber combat. Pushing forward, and closing in on his enemy, he gives a happy smirk*
*Grins at the advancing kid.*
Hey there.
*Returns the greeting, and gives a hurtful face-punch. Sheev deactivates his lightsaber, grabs Verdauga, and flings him into one of the raging fires.
*Is thrown back, like, a foot.*
You......don't like playing nice,..do you...?
*Kicks Verdauga in the gut, then slams him on the ground*
*Is pushed down to my knees.*
You know, this WOULD hurt, but I rematerialized out of dust.....You literally can't hurt me. I'm undying.
Edit: Yes, that was another Undertale reference.
Well, pal... if you had ever somehow managed to kill me, I would have only transferred my essence into one of my many cloned bodies. Food for thought.
.....Let's point out the battle thus far:
- You dragged me to the dungeon
- You hit me with a force blast.
- You wrapped my arms in dirt.
- You threw fire at me.
- You slashed at me with your light stick.
- You placed a bomb on my back and detonated it.
- You sent debris--shrapnel-- flying at me.
And this is relevant because?
Because you owe me for my sparing your life. I'm not fighting back, though I could.
You
Owe
Me.
*Grins.*
*Smirks* Show me then. Show me what you can actually do. *Waits*
*Full-blown toothy smile.*
Nope. I don't need to, 'cause I've won. Neither of us can actually die, and I'm too powerful for your attacks. Since I am human, I won't melt from my determination.
You are trapped in a vicious cycle of trying to raise my ire or get me to submit to your demands. You have, in all but name, lost.
I was trying to consume your false accusation into my brain, but it rejected it. *Snaps* *A cage drops over Verdauga*
Alright then, if you're not going to resist you'll have no problem staying here.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 08:41:22 PM
What if I said "NO."...?
*Breaks out of cage.*
(This is hilarious!)
What if I told you that you were already dead.
Well, you could.
Of course, this raises questions as to why you put a corpse in a cage.
Furthermore, I said I was undying; you could technically kill me, but I am too determined to die. So that refutes your claim...
Lastly, My unlife has no bearing on my ability to break out of a cage.
Edit: I also wanted to point out that I said you were stuck in a vicious cycle of trying to raise my ire or get me to submit to your demands. Your subsequent statement about me not resisting therefore makes nonsense.
Fair enough. Would you like to start a dueling RP? (Hand to hand combat)
Thanks for the offer, but nah. It's practically bedtime where I am, so I gotta get off.
Goodnight.
Goodbye!
I feel bad that no one is taking you seriously, Sheev.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 10:36:58 PM
Kade? You wanna chime in?
Edit:No?
Sorry, I was nowhere near a computer :laugh:
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 05, 2019, 05:10:06 PM
You may call me Sheev Palpatine, Palpatine, Sheev, Sheevie, or Darth Sidious.
So you don't want me to call you The Young Lord anymore, my lord?
It has almost come to pass.
You are, absolutely, insane.
Which isn't much of a surprise, given the circumstances.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 03, 2020, 05:36:28 PM
You are, absolutely, insane.
So are you. So am I. So is everybody else on here.
Have you seen Sheev's posts? His topics?
Quote from: Booklover on January 03, 2020, 06:52:38 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 03, 2020, 05:36:28 PM
You are, absolutely, insane.
So are you. So am I. So is everybody else on here.
With the exception of me of course. I, alone, am like a single light shining in a sea of darkness.
<_<
.........ssssuuuuurrrreeee
*Clouds begin to move*
(Smol double post)
You denied it Verdauga. You were the first to fall into confusion. BUT IT'S QUITE TOO LATE!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8cdBgACkApvt6/giphy.gif)
MY POWER!
Palpatine WAS that powerful in legends.
*Diverts the static electric charge from THIS topic as well.*
I'm still rather confzzled by the way.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2020, 12:41:36 PM
I'm still rather confzzled by the way.
You are not alone...
*Summons Mjolnir* Forum members, assemble!
Here.
That's it? That are entire assemble? I mean, we'd both be enough, but I was expecting, well, more. Anyway, *Brandishes hammer* Let's get 'im!
Skarzs squish!
HEHEHEHE....HAHA.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Glad that the screen stretch was fixed a long time ago.
(The plan is working... Why kill someone, when you can make them laugh to the death! *Chuckles evilly*)
You can't kill me... *Snaps* *Seb is stone*
Why not?
*Flings Thomasbane at Sheev.*
*Snaps* *Weapon turns to ash*
*Thomasbane, now on fire, slams into Sheev from the back.*
*Grabs thomasbane out of bod, and flings it towards Verdauga's tum*
*Summons Thomasbane into my palm.*
*After it dived into your tum*
*Unbecomes stone*
*Summons blinding storm of sand to swamp Sheev*
*Is swamped* *Heats sand turning it to glass* Shatters glass and sends it flying into Seb's flesh*
Alright everyone; let's all calm down, or I'd have to use my special tactics.
Boring duel. No one's actually getting hurt.
Give me BLOOD.
*Squishes a spider*
I need the opponents' blood. PAIN.
*Uses enchanted fork to give himself super duper strength, picks up Skarzs with a grunt and chucks him mightily at Sheev.* You will have both, my friend!
*Applauds.*
Good show, good show!
Wheeeeee
*Applauds at one hu'dred miles per hour.*
*applauds slightly slower, realised how awkward it is when nobody else is doing it (Verdauga's going too quickly and his hands will probably fall off soon enough), stops*
*Slaps into Sheev.*
*Is knocked to the ground* *Gives Skarzs a jumbo slap*
*Jumbo slaps Sheev's nose*
That turn of events really slaps.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 06, 2020, 12:04:57 AM
I need the opponents' blood. PAIN.
(https://i.redd.it/zeu726f5qmb21.gif)
-_-
O_O
o.o
What is...that?
THAT......Is a mouse drinking blood.
Vampiric mouse.
Honestly, I thought it was a shark for a minute.
It certainly gives off that impression.
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 09, 2020, 12:17:48 AM
Honestly, I thought it was a shark for a minute.
Same. . .
@Jukka the Sling What anime is that from?
My Hero Academia.
I really love that show... I just can't exactly recommend it to everyone, unfortunately.
Hmm.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 09, 2020, 02:36:04 PM
My Hero Academia.
I really love that show... I just can't exactly recommend it to everyone, unfortunately.
Why not? I think it's great, and I don't think it has anything really inappropriate in it. Plus, All Might is the beeeeeeeest.
Yeah, compared to a lot of shows it's probably not that bad. It's just that the random pervy bits that do exist (primarily because of Midnight and Mineta) make me kinda uncomfy. Also Momo's hero outfit. ::)
But yeah, All Might is awesome. I love these characters so much? Deku is probably my favorite, but I also love Tamaki and Kirishima and like everyone agdgaklaldhfjkl
*Stills time with a gentle sway of the "Index Toes"*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 09, 2020, 04:05:13 PM
Yeah, compared to a lot of shows it's probably not that bad. It's just that the random pervy bits that do exist (primarily because of Midnight and Mineta) make me kinda uncomfy. Also Momo's hero outfit. ::)
Ah, that's true. I don't even pay attention to it, so I forgot about some of that :laugh:
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 09, 2020, 12:17:48 AM
Honestly, I thought it was a shark for a minute.
So did I.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 09, 2020, 02:36:04 PM
My Hero Academia.
I really love that show... I just can't exactly recommend it to everyone, unfortunately.
Isn't he the principle of the school or something like that?
*Flexes my
nonexistentamazing anime knowledge.*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 09, 2020, 04:09:39 PM
*Stills time with a gentle sway of the "Index Toes"*
cAn u NOt¿
*Starts time again with a flex of the Big Toe."
Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 09, 2020, 02:36:04 PM
My Hero Academia.
I really love that show... I just can't exactly recommend it to everyone, unfortunately.
Isn't he the principle of the school or something like that?
*Flexes my nonexistentamazing anime knowledge.*
He is actually. You're so smart, have a cookie.
No thanks.
*Shoves the icing topped chocolate chunk cookie in Verdauga's mouth.* HAVE THE COOKIE
*Spits out the cookie* Ew, you've been holding it for a month. Ick.
IT WAS MADE WITH LOVE
IT WAS COVERED IN MOLD.
YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN MOLD
I EAT MOLD!
.
*Hands Skarzs the cookie.*
Have a cookie.
*Hands Skarzs Verdauga.*
Have a Verdauga.
Can you, like, not?
*Looks at Verdauga, then the cookie, breathing heavily at the thought of the choice I have to make.*
Lemme make it easier.
The cookie doesn't fight back.
But then it's not as interesting.
Quite true.
*Brandishes badger butcher.*
I have alliteration on my side. Lemme go.
What you just said tickles my humor-bone. *Activates lightsaber* *Slashes into Verdauga's soft tummy* Eat him, troll.
:D
I don't see that you have anything to smile about, Verdauga Greeneyes. You are currently dying of a stomach wound.
At least I get to see my beloved one last time....
(Although, it was seriously funny that the first thing you do when you come back to this topic is mention Shisteer. I laughed at that.)
(so did I)
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 24, 2020, 11:49:43 PM
What you just said tickles my humor-bone. *Activates lightsaber* *Slashes into Verdauga's soft tummy* Eat him, troll.
Now I'm not interested because you took away my kill. Poor show, Sheev Palpatine.
Kill Sheev instead.
Wow, and you're his sister.
Gladly. *Squishes Sheev, kindly.*
He deserves it. :)
You all should flee. *The puppets swarm* 19768 puppets are here to kill you. The other thousands shall dominate the whole of the cellars.
I should feed? Sure. *Begins eating puppets like tater tots at an all you can eat buffet.*
O.O
*Holds out a puppet to Russa.* Want some?
No, thanks. I'm on a diet.
96 puppets are being placed in a transmuted orbit at 0.3 seconds a piece. You call it magic. I call it domination.
Yeah, you need to explain to us what a "transmuted orbit" is, Sheev.
Now I'm curious. What is it?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 25, 2020, 01:58:46 AM
96 puppets are being placed in a transmuted orbit at 0.3 seconds a piece
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTbDj76HA4eFiNN1WVvGeGcRxHH8Hgmxnugbqh_wsW9o0GJBseM)
The puppets destroyed so much. We must rebuild.
*randomly revives thread* This was interesting.