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Title: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 09, 2020, 09:27:22 PM

Little Timmy fell doon ze auld vell! But az it zae 'appenz, 'e really loikez it doon zere. 'e 'az a T.V. und a fridge und 'e'z ava from 'iz evil ztep-parentz zae pleaze dinnae rezcue 'im!

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Und zere iz actually quoite a lot o' room doon in ze auld vell. It 'az many different roomz, multiple telliez zae everybeazt doon zere can vatch different zin'z, lotz o' furniture zuch az chairz und zofaz, a very vell-ztocked kitchen, und crovdz o' ozer ztuff tae boot. Enjoy!

*Pullz oot a bottle o' Irn-Bru und relaxez in a recloiner*

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 09:29:02 PM

Huh. *Crawls down into the well* This looks interesting. *Cracks open a Rot Beer (Not a Root Beer, there is a difference).*

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: The Skarzs on July 09, 2020, 10:03:05 PM

*Fills the well with water so everyone trapped inside can just float to the surface.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 10:03:43 PM

Aww, Skar, that's so boring tho!

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 10:25:13 PM

*Drinks all the water, hoping he didn't accidentally swallow anything (or anybeast) else.*

I am very full. I sleep now.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 10:31:08 PM

*Pays for the well to be restored*

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 10, 2020, 12:02:15 AM

*Ze vell 'az excellent filtration zyztemz zae ze vater didnae really dae anyzin'*

*Continuez drinkin' 'iz Irn-Bru*

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Verdauga on July 10, 2020, 12:03:53 AM

Filtration systems don't do that...

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 10, 2020, 12:30:06 AM

I think the well is offended that you're calling it old. It's still young at heart.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 10, 2020, 12:33:30 AM

Indeed. *Pats well wall*

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 10, 2020, 12:47:02 AM

*Is currently sleeping and sorta resembles a fluffy water bed.*

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: The Skarzs on July 10, 2020, 02:14:08 AM

I was only trying to help!

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 16, 2020, 03:54:26 AM

Quote from: Verdauga on July 10, 2020, 12:03:53 AM
Filtration systems don't do that...

Ziz vone daez!

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 03:56:42 AM

Quote from: Verdauga on July 10, 2020, 12:03:53 AM
Filtration systems don't do that...

Verdauga, dear, don't be a wet blanket.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 16, 2020, 04:01:34 AM

*quietly reads on the coffee table*

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:03:43 AM

WHY WASN'T I INFORMED ABOUT FALLING DOWN A WELL? YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD'VE NOTICED FALLING FROM SUCH A HEIGHT!

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 05:05:13 AM

It was because you landed in a pile of cushions.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:14:11 AM

Ah, I suppose that makes sense.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 05:15:18 AM

Yeah, which one is your favourite?

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:18:12 AM

I'm slightly confused because I don't have step parents...(My name is Timothy which is why I am doing this by the way. ;D) But the red one over on the right is probably my favorite.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 05:21:04 AM

Quote from: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:18:12 AM
(My name is Timothy which is why I am doing this by the way. ;D)

Ohh, that makes sense...

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 05:21:50 AM

I think they kept it a secret so you wouldn't know they were evil. The beasts you call mum and dad are really bloodthirsty lizards.
Oh, yes. That red one does look quite nice. It smells quite metallic too.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:34:39 AM

That's cause it actually isn't a cushion, it's a 1982 Lancia 037 Stradale.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 05:43:57 AM

Oh. Nice.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 02:18:23 PM

*Wakes up, but still can't move well.* What did I miss?

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 09:24:28 PM

Not much.

Title: Re: LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 09:27:37 PM

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 02:18:23 PM
*Wakes up, but still can't move well.* What did I miss?

(https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/post-28947-let-me-explain-no-there-is-too-gxhb.gif?w=680&h=366) In short: nothing.

Redwall Abbey

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