Seriously. It's kinda dull. I think there's like 38 Guests, though....
You are alone with monsters. O_o
I know. It was scary.
I'm often alone here; no one joins :'(
Aww...That's too bad! What time do you usually get on?? I have an idea, considering that you were on at midnight on my birthday. Now, good-bye! I'm going to watch my beautiful, smart, sweet, sassy, well-mannered chickens now!
Our chickens got eaten by a coyote.
The rest got a disease.
Those that didn't die from that we had to put down.
And a few ran away.
:P :P :P :P :P
Yum. Fried chicken, eh?
No, they are rotting in the ground where we buried their bodies.
Vulk elm nahdah'n, poor chickenz.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:34:18 PM
No, they are rotting in the ground where we buried their bodies.
Well, ummmm, that's nice
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:23:57 PM
Our chickens got eaten by a coyote.
The rest got a disease.
Those that didn't die from that we had to put down.
And a few ran away.
:P :P :P :P :P
That's very... unfortunate.
Quote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 04, 2014, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:34:18 PM
No, they are rotting in the ground where we buried their bodies.
Well, ummmm, that's nice
No it isn't.
Quote from: The Shade on May 04, 2014, 09:55:09 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:23:57 PM
Our chickens got eaten by a coyote.
The rest got a disease.
Those that didn't die from that we had to put down.
And a few ran away.
:P :P :P :P :P
That's very... unfortunate.
We'll survive.
Oh..... Well, thankfully we don't have those problems. But we DO have one roostrer, and that's one rooster too many. But we know where Roo can go if it doesn't work out, fortunately.....
Nom nom.
I know you were being sarcastic, but I was being critical. ;)
FOOD!
Slagar 11 clicks on this thread, reads the posts, and thinks of something witty to reply.
Quote from: Slagar 11 on May 05, 2014, 01:41:34 PM
Slagar 11 clicks on this thread, reads the posts, and thinks of something witty to reply.
Oh, did 'ye now?
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 04, 2014, 10:24:28 PM
I know you were being sarcastic, but I was being critical. ;)
Oh, sorry :P not always good at picking up stuff like that
Quote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 05, 2014, 09:04:29 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 04, 2014, 10:24:28 PM
I know you were being sarcastic, but I was being critical. ;)
Oh, sorry :P not always good at picking up stuff like that
Aye, took me a fev monzz tae learn it mezelf. Zeze Earth-beaztz can be quite difficult tae underztand zometoimez!
:P
Quote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 04, 2014, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:34:18 PM
No, they are rotting in the ground where we buried their bodies.
Well, ummmm, that's nice
My friends chickens got eaten by a dog :P
Chunky Chicken.
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130906234339/powerrangers/images/5/54/Zyu-Dora_Cockatrice1.jpg)
Oh. . . dear.
Deer? Aye Aye!
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BAMBI!!!
*BANG!*
Ha! Now you're dead!
Ach, Ah dear. Skarzs juzt zhot 'imzelf via a decoy-image! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
o_.
Well then. . .
Zen, Zan, Zun.
Hello?
Anyone here? *Voice echoes hollowly through the empty Cellars*
Hello?
*Suddenly a chilling laughter fills all*
Oh no. . . *The presence of twenty guests is felt, their haunting existence penetrates all*
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
;D
Ach...
Ach indeed.
Bear with me here; it was tragic.
Ach..........
:(
Now I'm alone with thirty guests. My strength is failing.
Keep it togezer, mate!
LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOG!
I feel alone. . . so alone. . .
I think I'm alone because it's Mother's Day in the US. I'm only on because I was getting a recipe for grapefruit muffins and decided to drop by.
22 guests and 8 users!!! WE'RE GONNA' DIE!!!!!!!!
EDIT: If you're a guest looking at this, hurry up and join!
Once I was the only user on with a bunch of guests. It was... lonely... and boring.
*singing solemnly* ahm all alooone, there's no one here besiiiiide me, my problems have all gone, there's no one to deriiiide meee...... AND THERE'S 20 GUESTSSS ::) "DONKEY, STOP SENGENG, no wonder ye don't have any friends"
Why are there always so many guests? Why don't they just sign up or log in?
probably scared of us all ;D or just shy. or possible watching our every move as they plan their attack
Oi! Slagar'z got a profile picture an' zignature! Major, mate!
Ach, an' velcome tae ze forum floxy! 'ope ye 'ave a major toime 'ere! *Pourz a can o' paint over Russa'z 'ead*
*turns into a moler* whoi thankee, zurr hiag, oi do bees enjoyin' moiself gurtly ;D
well, once I was on with Osu
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
you're so jealous :P
Yay. (Enthusiasm :P )
Now I'm the only member on and there's 26 guests!
Reinforcements!
Yeah!!! Thank goodness didn't know how much longer I could hold out alone! *faints*
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2014, 07:01:16 AM
Reinforcements!
Why were you on at two in the morning?
To be precise, it was only 9 PM here.
Whoa....
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 17, 2014, 03:04:15 PM
Ach, an' velcome tae ze forum floxy! 'ope ye 'ave a major toime 'ere! *Pourz a can o' paint over Russa'z 'ead*
Oi! What was that for?
At this point. I think he's forgotten...
Yeah, probably.
*The paint starts to dry* -_-
Did this come before the other thread?
I think so.
Perhaps, but mine is better.
[Insert John Cena "you sure 'bout that?" Gif here.]
Why did you guys drag this up from bloody 2014?
To not doom you into being the last ever poster on this thread?
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 04, 2020, 04:59:41 PM
Why did you guys drag this up from bloody 2014?
What happened in 2014? A huge war or something?
Hey, wait, I dragged this up. Huh. That doesn't happen often.
^-^
?????????
War...blood. Bloody.
That was pretty funny.
I'm glad you thought so.
Hmm...I joined in 2014...
Help me! I'm the only member on, and there's 23 guests I'm gonna die!
Okay.
This is a thread of lies.
None of y'allre posting.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2020, 08:25:17 AM
Hmm...I joined in 2014...
Weren't you the one who'd come on Jukka's account and look around before you got yours?
Yeah, that was me. :P In my defense, I was ten.
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4187q_fe5jQ/VltTJRqKQJI/AAAAAAAARLU/W2crMHGeOuo/s1600/samwise.gif)
I'm alone again, but there's only 17 guests this time, so it's not so bad.
EDIT: Now it's 19.
O.o
Zere vere 55 gueztz und juzt me on a moment agae.
Av ye gueztz- JOIN ZE FORUM AVREADY!!!!
Ach...
*isn't alone anymore*
https://tenor.com/search/london-tipton-yay-me-gifs
This is no longer something to be suprised or excited by...ðŸ˜
This is a surprisingly depressing topic XD
Oh,I dunno. I've been in the position to post many many times. It's not so bad, really.
Juzt me und 107 gueztz. Ach... *Hovlz zadly*
106 and me.
Zero guests, nice and quiet here, time to relax...
Shhhhh
I'm all alone with the creeps and the bots.
Nice XD
All alone...
GONE! THEY'RE ALL GONE!
What should I do? Maybe set fire to something? *sets fire to a nearby handkerchief*
Yeeees, burn it all down
BUUUUURRRRNNN!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 05:31:53 AMGONE! THEY'RE ALL GONE!
What should I do? Maybe set fire to something? *sets fire to a nearby handkerchief*
Ach, zat'z me zpecial zin'!
THIEF! Ah claim copyroight infringement! *Zetz fire tae av o' ze curtainz az vell az Verdauga'z und Shisteer'z 'air*
Why my hair? What did I do, HIAG?
Fire cannot be copyrighted. It has long been used by all.
Also... I have scales, not hair.
What are you again?
I'm so alone.
Tanihwa. She's a tanihwa.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 12:28:52 AMFire cannot be copyrighted. It has long been used by all.
Also... I have scales, not hair.
Nae fire, but
zettin' zin'z on fire...
*Zetz Shisteer'z
zcalez on fire*
Zat could 'ave been ze reazon 'iz 'air vaz zet on fire...
Possibly. Y'know, I'm not sure how you managed to get fire to stick to my scales, but it feels nice and warm.
True. *hands over the divorce papers*
Bro, Teer and I were the OG friendly ship. It set the tone for ships moving forward.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 31, 2024, 03:03:54 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 31, 2024, 12:09:21 AMQuote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2024, 06:32:40 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on October 30, 2024, 05:15:27 PMWhat are you again?
She's a komodo dragon.
How could my own husband betray me like this?!
. . . How did this (temporary) union come to be?
Actually, ironically enough, we were forced into it by Seb. 'Twas one of the most glorious trolls in forum history, since we managed to convince almost everyone that we were actually in love, to be point of it being one of the things that made Seb nervous to start dating me.
:D :D :D Poor Seb! I'm glad it didn't end up stopping him
Me too!
Looool
I think I vaguely remember that but there were so many shipping and wedding topics they all kinda melded together
It also caused a decent amount of conflict, because some people got sick of us and tried to end the torture by shipping Verd and Corn. Many pages of battles in probably most of the Cellars threads followed.
The Great shipping wars
Exactly. Super exciting. There were many casualties.
The cellars are littered with the corpses of many topics
...Und memberz.
We don't talk about that
88 gueztz, me, und zomebeazt 'oidin'. Ach...
That's Waffles. I think he hides because he's a bit self-conscious about his monocle. Apparently it makes him look too British.
Yeah, he can't let slip that he's subhuman like them.
Exactly. Much too embarrassing.
*Sits down and watches the sunrise*
*Ze zunroize takez a day off und daeznae 'appen*
That's okay. I have a rerun on DVR
*Don Quixote deztroyz it, zinkin' it'z a giant*
*Sues Don Qixote for damages to personal property*
...
*Watches the sunrise on DVR, since it's digital and I have a copy.*
*Don Quixote getz eaten by a Dragon*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2024, 11:59:17 PMThat's Waffles. I think he hides because he's a bit self-conscious about his monocle. Apparently it makes him look too British.
Fun fact: That used to be a feature then they got rid of it because Dishwasher was mostly the only one who used it. Last I heard, he is permanently stuck like that.
Also, we do not speak of the corndog nonsense. *Refuses to even name it properly*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 04, 2024, 03:20:27 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2024, 11:59:17 PMThat's Waffles. I think he hides because he's a bit self-conscious about his monocle. Apparently it makes him look too British.
Fun fact: That used to be a feature then they got rid of it because Dishwasher was mostly the only one who used it. Last I heard, he is permanently stuck like that.
Also, we do not speak of the corndog nonsense. *Refuses to even name it properly*
That's super funny. Poor guy's just become a ghost prematurely.
What is this corndog nonsense you speak of?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2024, 12:28:44 AM*Don Quixote getz eaten by a Dragon*
Was this before or after he fought the windmill?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2024, 04:43:38 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2024, 12:28:44 AM*Don Quixote getz eaten by a Dragon*
Was this before or after he fought the windmill?
After. And Don Quixote juzt
zought tvaz a Dragon- really tvaz a giant bread creature.
He must have been teleporting a lot of bread for three days
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 05, 2024, 06:28:47 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2024, 04:43:38 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2024, 12:28:44 AM*Don Quixote getz eaten by a Dragon*
Was this before or after he fought the windmill?
After. And Don Quixote juzt zought tvaz a Dragon- really tvaz a giant bread creature.
It's an easy mistake to make.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2024, 08:09:01 PMHe must have been teleporting a lot of bread for three days
Nyet, zat vaz me (again).
Ach.
Eh, I'd say four. Circumstances aren't that dire.
THERE ARE 308 GUESTS ON RN
Most of them are bots.
*Teleportz bread at ze gueztz*
Well, it's a bit of an odd time to be on the forums I suppose. Hope everyone's been doing well!
Hey Del! Long see no time!
Hey Verdauga! No time see long!
*A dyslexic honey badger walks in, looks around and whines confusedly and leaves.*
G'day, Del! Major tae zee ye back! 'ov are ye daein'?
It's good to be back! I'm doing well! Looking forward to spending a little time on the forums over the next few months. ;)
How have you been?
Major! Ah've moztly been playin' Ztar Varz: Ze Auld Republic, liztenin' tae muzic on Yetube, und tryin' tae find a job. Ze firzt tva o' zoze zin'z 'ave been zuccezzful- Ah'm ztill vorkin' on ze zird.
Fair play! Best of luck with the job search, and I'm sorry what Disney is trying to do to the Star Wars franchise!
Heyooooooo
Greetings Mr. Skarzsles!
Don't call me Skarzsles
I didn't! I called you Mr. Skarzsles! A term of endearment AND respect!
=_= I'm watching you
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 05, 2025, 02:26:27 AMDon't call me Skarzsles
Zurely ye cannae be zeriouz...?!
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Alright, Mr. Skarzles, we'll never call you Shirley ^-^
Neither of those
Hmm, well we need some sort of adorable nickname for you master troll.
Big Timmy (Az oppozed tae Little Timmy, vho keepz favin' doon ze auld vell).
Well, Timothy is my name in real life so I'm not big on that one. ;D
Susan, zen...?
Excellent! Mr Skarzs! We dub thee Susan!
Susan doesn't really give cute vibes, though. Suzie is much better.
Agreed.
It's so weird reading posts by HIAG where his dialect does not filter in. It's mental whiplash.
Yeah, it definitely throws you off.
I think that Susan fits such a respectable troll a little better than Suzie. Once he reaches a little later stage in life Suzie might fit better.
May'apz if ve put a pink bov on 'im...
That would make him very pretty.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 24, 2025, 06:33:43 PMMay'apz if ve put a pink bov on 'im...
Little do you know I already have a pink bow.
Quote from: Delthion on February 11, 2025, 01:54:13 AMWell, Timothy is my name in real life so I'm not big on that one. ;D
Delthion doxxing himself in 2025 is not something I expected.
Brother all my info is out there. There's nothing more I can doxx. ;D At least in terms of my name. I was on a collegiate sports team so it's all common knowledge.
I will find out which vessel in the best navy in the world you will be on and not even all the black ink and red stamps in the world will be able to stop me now
What are you gonna do?
Don't question him Teer, he is falling right into my trap. If he searches for me that hard then he will find me and fall madly in love with me after I apply my wiles to him.
But he won't have to search particularly hard, since you already doxxed yourself. You already ruined your own plan, since now he won't have to put as much personal investment into it. Your charms might've been good enough with that, but you'll never convince him now.
No, no, no. Now he has a way of finding me. Even though I doxxed myself, he already said he would find me and no one will be able to stop him. Therefore, he intends to do more than just find me or the ship I am on on the internet. He must track me down in person. I will be successful.
5-D chess
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Oof. Looks uncomfy.
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Who would have thought a knight would be laid low by a metal folding chair
I've seen a few laid low by a mere white bunny rabbit!
gory
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Admin:Post was put in a spoiler for gore.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 03, 2025, 09:08:24 PMAdmin:Post was put in a spoiler for gore.
Ach, zorry.
You're good. Carry on!
Vhere zhould Ah carry on tae? *Pickz up ze on und putz it in a bazket*
Carry on with that. *Hands Hiag that*
Zankee! *Putz zat in ze bazket viz ze on*