Seriously. It's kinda dull. I think there's like 38 Guests, though....
You are alone with monsters. O_o
I know. It was scary.
I'm often alone here; no one joins :'(
Aww...That's too bad! What time do you usually get on?? I have an idea, considering that you were on at midnight on my birthday. Now, good-bye! I'm going to watch my beautiful, smart, sweet, sassy, well-mannered chickens now!
Our chickens got eaten by a coyote.
The rest got a disease.
Those that didn't die from that we had to put down.
And a few ran away.
:P :P :P :P :P
Yum. Fried chicken, eh?
No, they are rotting in the ground where we buried their bodies.
Vulk elm nahdah'n, poor chickenz.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:34:18 PM
No, they are rotting in the ground where we buried their bodies.
Well, ummmm, that's nice
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:23:57 PM
Our chickens got eaten by a coyote.
The rest got a disease.
Those that didn't die from that we had to put down.
And a few ran away.
:P :P :P :P :P
That's very... unfortunate.
Quote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 04, 2014, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:34:18 PM
No, they are rotting in the ground where we buried their bodies.
Well, ummmm, that's nice
No it isn't.
Quote from: The Shade on May 04, 2014, 09:55:09 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:23:57 PM
Our chickens got eaten by a coyote.
The rest got a disease.
Those that didn't die from that we had to put down.
And a few ran away.
:P :P :P :P :P
That's very... unfortunate.
We'll survive.
Oh..... Well, thankfully we don't have those problems. But we DO have one roostrer, and that's one rooster too many. But we know where Roo can go if it doesn't work out, fortunately.....
Nom nom.
I know you were being sarcastic, but I was being critical. ;)
FOOD!
Slagar 11 clicks on this thread, reads the posts, and thinks of something witty to reply.
Quote from: Slagar 11 on May 05, 2014, 01:41:34 PM
Slagar 11 clicks on this thread, reads the posts, and thinks of something witty to reply.
Oh, did 'ye now?
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 04, 2014, 10:24:28 PM
I know you were being sarcastic, but I was being critical. ;)
Oh, sorry :P not always good at picking up stuff like that
Quote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 05, 2014, 09:04:29 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 04, 2014, 10:24:28 PM
I know you were being sarcastic, but I was being critical. ;)
Oh, sorry :P not always good at picking up stuff like that
Aye, took me a fev monzz tae learn it mezelf. Zeze Earth-beaztz can be quite difficult tae underztand zometoimez!
:P
Quote from: ZaranTheBlack on May 04, 2014, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2014, 09:34:18 PM
No, they are rotting in the ground where we buried their bodies.
Well, ummmm, that's nice
My friends chickens got eaten by a dog :P
Chunky Chicken.
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Oh. . . dear.
Deer? Aye Aye!
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BAMBI!!!
*BANG!*
Ha! Now you're dead!
Ach, Ah dear. Skarzs juzt zhot 'imzelf via a decoy-image! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
o_.
Well then. . .
Zen, Zan, Zun.
Hello?
Anyone here? *Voice echoes hollowly through the empty Cellars*
Hello?
*Suddenly a chilling laughter fills all*
Oh no. . . *The presence of twenty guests is felt, their haunting existence penetrates all*
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
;D
Ach...
Ach indeed.
Bear with me here; it was tragic.
Ach..........
:(
Now I'm alone with thirty guests. My strength is failing.
Keep it togezer, mate!
LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOG!
I feel alone. . . so alone. . .
I think I'm alone because it's Mother's Day in the US. I'm only on because I was getting a recipe for grapefruit muffins and decided to drop by.
22 guests and 8 users!!! WE'RE GONNA' DIE!!!!!!!!
EDIT: If you're a guest looking at this, hurry up and join!
Once I was the only user on with a bunch of guests. It was... lonely... and boring.
*singing solemnly* ahm all alooone, there's no one here besiiiiide me, my problems have all gone, there's no one to deriiiide meee...... AND THERE'S 20 GUESTSSS ::) "DONKEY, STOP SENGENG, no wonder ye don't have any friends"
Why are there always so many guests? Why don't they just sign up or log in?
probably scared of us all ;D or just shy. or possible watching our every move as they plan their attack
Oi! Slagar'z got a profile picture an' zignature! Major, mate!
Ach, an' velcome tae ze forum floxy! 'ope ye 'ave a major toime 'ere! *Pourz a can o' paint over Russa'z 'ead*
*turns into a moler* whoi thankee, zurr hiag, oi do bees enjoyin' moiself gurtly ;D
well, once I was on with Osu
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
you're so jealous :P
Yay. (Enthusiasm :P )
Now I'm the only member on and there's 26 guests!
Reinforcements!
Yeah!!! Thank goodness didn't know how much longer I could hold out alone! *faints*
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2014, 07:01:16 AM
Reinforcements!
Why were you on at two in the morning?
To be precise, it was only 9 PM here.
Whoa....
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 17, 2014, 03:04:15 PM
Ach, an' velcome tae ze forum floxy! 'ope ye 'ave a major toime 'ere! *Pourz a can o' paint over Russa'z 'ead*
Oi! What was that for?
At this point. I think he's forgotten...
Yeah, probably.
*The paint starts to dry* -_-
Did this come before the other thread?
I think so.
Perhaps, but mine is better.
[Insert John Cena "you sure 'bout that?" Gif here.]
Why did you guys drag this up from bloody 2014?
To not doom you into being the last ever poster on this thread?
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 04, 2020, 04:59:41 PM
Why did you guys drag this up from bloody 2014?
What happened in 2014? A huge war or something?
Hey, wait, I dragged this up. Huh. That doesn't happen often.
^-^
?????????
War...blood. Bloody.
That was pretty funny.
I'm glad you thought so.
Hmm...I joined in 2014...
Help me! I'm the only member on, and there's 23 guests I'm gonna die!
Okay.
This is a thread of lies.
None of y'allre posting.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2020, 08:25:17 AM
Hmm...I joined in 2014...
Weren't you the one who'd come on Jukka's account and look around before you got yours?
Yeah, that was me. :P In my defense, I was ten.
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4187q_fe5jQ/VltTJRqKQJI/AAAAAAAARLU/W2crMHGeOuo/s1600/samwise.gif)
I'm alone again, but there's only 17 guests this time, so it's not so bad.
EDIT: Now it's 19.
O.o
Zere vere 55 gueztz und juzt me on a moment agae.
Av ye gueztz- JOIN ZE FORUM AVREADY!!!!
Ach...
*isn't alone anymore*
https://tenor.com/search/london-tipton-yay-me-gifs
This is no longer something to be suprised or excited by...😭
This is a surprisingly depressing topic XD
Oh,I dunno. I've been in the position to post many many times. It's not so bad, really.
Juzt me und 107 gueztz. Ach... *Hovlz zadly*
106 and me.
Zero guests, nice and quiet here, time to relax...
Shhhhh
I'm all alone with the creeps and the bots.
Nice XD
All alone...
GONE! THEY'RE ALL GONE!
What should I do? Maybe set fire to something? *sets fire to a nearby handkerchief*
Yeeees, burn it all down
BUUUUURRRRNNN!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 05:31:53 AMGONE! THEY'RE ALL GONE!
What should I do? Maybe set fire to something? *sets fire to a nearby handkerchief*
Ach, zat'z me zpecial zin'!
THIEF! Ah claim copyroight infringement! *Zetz fire tae av o' ze curtainz az vell az Verdauga'z und Shisteer'z 'air*
Why my hair? What did I do, HIAG?
Fire cannot be copyrighted. It has long been used by all.
Also... I have scales, not hair.
What are you again?
I'm so alone.
Tanihwa. She's a tanihwa.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2024, 12:28:52 AMFire cannot be copyrighted. It has long been used by all.
Also... I have scales, not hair.
Nae fire, but
zettin' zin'z on fire...
*Zetz Shisteer'z
zcalez on fire*
Zat could 'ave been ze reazon 'iz 'air vaz zet on fire...
Possibly. Y'know, I'm not sure how you managed to get fire to stick to my scales, but it feels nice and warm.
True. *hands over the divorce papers*
Bro, Teer and I were the OG friendly ship. It set the tone for ships moving forward.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 31, 2024, 03:03:54 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 31, 2024, 12:09:21 AMQuote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2024, 06:32:40 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on October 30, 2024, 05:15:27 PMWhat are you again?
She's a komodo dragon.
How could my own husband betray me like this?!
. . . How did this (temporary) union come to be?
Actually, ironically enough, we were forced into it by Seb. 'Twas one of the most glorious trolls in forum history, since we managed to convince almost everyone that we were actually in love, to be point of it being one of the things that made Seb nervous to start dating me.
:D :D :D Poor Seb! I'm glad it didn't end up stopping him
Me too!
Looool
I think I vaguely remember that but there were so many shipping and wedding topics they all kinda melded together
It also caused a decent amount of conflict, because some people got sick of us and tried to end the torture by shipping Verd and Corn. Many pages of battles in probably most of the Cellars threads followed.
The Great shipping wars
Exactly. Super exciting. There were many casualties.
The cellars are littered with the corpses of many topics
...Und memberz.
We don't talk about that
88 gueztz, me, und zomebeazt 'oidin'. Ach...
That's Waffles. I think he hides because he's a bit self-conscious about his monocle. Apparently it makes him look too British.
Yeah, he can't let slip that he's subhuman like them.
Exactly. Much too embarrassing.
*Sits down and watches the sunrise*
*Ze zunroize takez a day off und daeznae 'appen*
That's okay. I have a rerun on DVR
*Don Quixote deztroyz it, zinkin' it'z a giant*
*Sues Don Qixote for damages to personal property*
...
*Watches the sunrise on DVR, since it's digital and I have a copy.*
*Don Quixote getz eaten by a Dragon*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2024, 11:59:17 PMThat's Waffles. I think he hides because he's a bit self-conscious about his monocle. Apparently it makes him look too British.
Fun fact: That used to be a feature then they got rid of it because Dishwasher was mostly the only one who used it. Last I heard, he is permanently stuck like that.
Also, we do not speak of the corndog nonsense. *Refuses to even name it properly*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 04, 2024, 03:20:27 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2024, 11:59:17 PMThat's Waffles. I think he hides because he's a bit self-conscious about his monocle. Apparently it makes him look too British.
Fun fact: That used to be a feature then they got rid of it because Dishwasher was mostly the only one who used it. Last I heard, he is permanently stuck like that.
Also, we do not speak of the corndog nonsense. *Refuses to even name it properly*
That's super funny. Poor guy's just become a ghost prematurely.
What is this corndog nonsense you speak of?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2024, 12:28:44 AM*Don Quixote getz eaten by a Dragon*
Was this before or after he fought the windmill?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2024, 04:43:38 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2024, 12:28:44 AM*Don Quixote getz eaten by a Dragon*
Was this before or after he fought the windmill?
After. And Don Quixote juzt
zought tvaz a Dragon- really tvaz a giant bread creature.
He must have been teleporting a lot of bread for three days
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 05, 2024, 06:28:47 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2024, 04:43:38 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2024, 12:28:44 AM*Don Quixote getz eaten by a Dragon*
Was this before or after he fought the windmill?
After. And Don Quixote juzt zought tvaz a Dragon- really tvaz a giant bread creature.
It's an easy mistake to make.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2024, 08:09:01 PMHe must have been teleporting a lot of bread for three days
Nyet, zat vaz me (again).
Ach.
Eh, I'd say four. Circumstances aren't that dire.
THERE ARE 308 GUESTS ON RN
Most of them are bots.
*Teleportz bread at ze gueztz*
Well, it's a bit of an odd time to be on the forums I suppose. Hope everyone's been doing well!
Hey Del! Long see no time!
Hey Verdauga! No time see long!
*A dyslexic honey badger walks in, looks around and whines confusedly and leaves.*
G'day, Del! Major tae zee ye back! 'ov are ye daein'?
It's good to be back! I'm doing well! Looking forward to spending a little time on the forums over the next few months. ;)
How have you been?
Major! Ah've moztly been playin' Ztar Varz: Ze Auld Republic, liztenin' tae muzic on Yetube, und tryin' tae find a job. Ze firzt tva o' zoze zin'z 'ave been zuccezzful- Ah'm ztill vorkin' on ze zird.
Fair play! Best of luck with the job search, and I'm sorry what Disney is trying to do to the Star Wars franchise!
Heyooooooo
Greetings Mr. Skarzsles!
Don't call me Skarzsles
I didn't! I called you Mr. Skarzsles! A term of endearment AND respect!
=_= I'm watching you
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 05, 2025, 02:26:27 AMDon't call me Skarzsles
Zurely ye cannae be zeriouz...?!
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Alright, Mr. Skarzles, we'll never call you Shirley ^-^
Neither of those
Hmm, well we need some sort of adorable nickname for you master troll.
Big Timmy (Az oppozed tae Little Timmy, vho keepz favin' doon ze auld vell).
Well, Timothy is my name in real life so I'm not big on that one. ;D
Susan, zen...?
Excellent! Mr Skarzs! We dub thee Susan!
Susan doesn't really give cute vibes, though. Suzie is much better.
Agreed.
It's so weird reading posts by HIAG where his dialect does not filter in. It's mental whiplash.
Yeah, it definitely throws you off.
I think that Susan fits such a respectable troll a little better than Suzie. Once he reaches a little later stage in life Suzie might fit better.
May'apz if ve put a pink bov on 'im...
That would make him very pretty.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 24, 2025, 06:33:43 PMMay'apz if ve put a pink bov on 'im...
Little do you know I already have a pink bow.
Quote from: Delthion on February 11, 2025, 01:54:13 AMWell, Timothy is my name in real life so I'm not big on that one. ;D
Delthion doxxing himself in 2025 is not something I expected.
Brother all my info is out there. There's nothing more I can doxx. ;D At least in terms of my name. I was on a collegiate sports team so it's all common knowledge.
I will find out which vessel in the best navy in the world you will be on and not even all the black ink and red stamps in the world will be able to stop me now
What are you gonna do?
Don't question him Teer, he is falling right into my trap. If he searches for me that hard then he will find me and fall madly in love with me after I apply my wiles to him.
But he won't have to search particularly hard, since you already doxxed yourself. You already ruined your own plan, since now he won't have to put as much personal investment into it. Your charms might've been good enough with that, but you'll never convince him now.
No, no, no. Now he has a way of finding me. Even though I doxxed myself, he already said he would find me and no one will be able to stop him. Therefore, he intends to do more than just find me or the ship I am on on the internet. He must track me down in person. I will be successful.
5-D chess
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Oof. Looks uncomfy.
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Who would have thought a knight would be laid low by a metal folding chair
I've seen a few laid low by a mere white bunny rabbit!
gory
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Admin:Post was put in a spoiler for gore.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 03, 2025, 09:08:24 PMAdmin:Post was put in a spoiler for gore.
Ach, zorry.
You're good. Carry on!
Vhere zhould Ah carry on tae? *Pickz up ze on und putz it in a bazket*
Carry on with that. *Hands Hiag that*
Zankee! *Putz zat in ze bazket viz ze on*
Now take it to The Professor.
*Pickz up ze it, putz it in ze bazket viz on und zat, und takez av o' zem tae Ze Profezzor*
Very good. He'd be delighted, I'm sure.
Vhich iz 'e, iz 'e Ze Profezzor or Deloighted? Or iz 'e Profezzor Deloighted...?
Or is he a delightful professor? What does he profess?
He professes his delight to everyone he meets as he goes down the many streets.
Ach, but daez 'e ken ze Muffin Man?
That depends. Is the Muffin Man also a man of science?
'e daez make land minez zometoimez...
Ah, so he must also be related to the Milkman (whose milk is delicious)
Aye, und 'e'z alzae related tae ze Oice Cream Man, und ze Fruit Ztand Man.
(Zhould Ah pozt zat video...?)
Perhaps
(Zat'z good enough fer me!)
Flee! Flee before the Muffin Man! He offers a trade, a tempting trade, one that you will rue accepting even beyond your dying breath! The Muffin Man offers tasty morsels and snacks of various delicious flavors! But what does he ask in return? Your very soul! So flee! Flee the monstrous Muffin Man before he makes a meal of you!
I wonder if the newest generation even knows "Mary Had a Little Lamb".
Mr. Skarzs has an excellent adaptation that he shares here from time to time.
...Ze Lamb iz currently bein' purzued by ze international polis fer robbin' a French bakery.
Quote from: Delthion on June 17, 2025, 02:00:09 AMMr. Skarzs has an excellent adaptation that he shares here from time to time.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb, father killed it dead.
Now Mary brings her lamb to school, lamb to school, lamb to school
Now Mary brings her lamb to school between two hunks of bread.
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Quote from: The Skarzs on June 19, 2025, 05:03:58 PMQuote from: Delthion on June 17, 2025, 02:00:09 AMMr. Skarzs has an excellent adaptation that he shares here from time to time.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb, father killed it dead.
Now Mary brings her lamb to school, lamb to school, lamb to school
Now Mary brings her lamb to school between two hunks of bread.
Thank you for once again gracing us with those lilting melodies.
I thought that was a fairly well-known version, to be honest. We always grew up with it. It just fits. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go, it followed her to school one day which was against the rules, it made the children laugh and play to see a lamb at school, and then her father shot it dead and it goes to school with her between to chunks of bread. It's actually quite a detailed story.
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Abomination. They were right to use deadly force
Not deadly enough if you ask me.
Perhaps some destroyer-mounted turrets?
Ooh, I like that idea. More though. Whatever you were thinking...more.
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*A flock o' flyin' Zheep fly by in a formation*
Lookout! Protect the wallabies!
Quote from: Delthion on June 27, 2025, 03:06:04 AMOoh, I like that idea. More though. Whatever you were thinking...more.
Enough that we'd have to fire some in the opposite direction too just to keep the ship from turning over.
Zere'z taae many o' zem!!!
Spoiler
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Nah, they're fine. The sheep are scared of them.
...Nae zeze Zheep.
Mmmmmm
Oh. Super awkward. I guess the quokkas should hide then.
Ach, but ze flyin' Zheep ken av ze 'oidin' placez...
Knowledge isn't everything, though. The quokkas can fit into smaller spaces than the sheep.
...Zey cannae fit intae zaid zpacez if ze flyin' Zheep filled zem in prior tae attackin'. Ach...
Why are the quokkas and flying sheep fighting?
*Ze flyin' Zheep und Quokkaz join forcez*
Ach, na' ye've done it...
Love to see it
Oh dear, what have you done? The world is DOOMED!
...Und tiz ze only vorld ve've gaet...
There is nothing we can do
I guess we could join them?
Conformizt
Traitor
Look, sometimes you just gotta look out for yourself. Is this going against everything I've ever lived for? Maybe. Will I live for anything ever again if I don't? No.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 08, 2025, 05:40:04 AMLook, sometimes you just gotta look out for yourself. Is this going against everything I've ever lived for? Maybe. Will I live for anything ever again if I don't? No.
Quote from: Braveheart ZpeechAye. Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?
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Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 08, 2025, 04:35:26 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 08, 2025, 05:40:04 AMLook, sometimes you just gotta look out for yourself. Is this going against everything I've ever lived for? Maybe. Will I live for anything ever again if I don't? No.
Quote from: Braveheart ZpeechAye. Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?
Hmmm, you make a compelling argument. I'll have to give it some thought.
I'm feeling pretty nostalgic...
Good memories, huh?
Yep. Lots of interesting things happened here.
The current state of the place saddens me a lot, but I suppose it was inevitable.
It'll pick back up again one day. Pretty sure the current quiet is just a stage. Give it a few years and it'll be hard to keep up.
Yeah... As long as people read Redwall, they are bound to find us.
Ze doorz are alvayz open.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 26, 2025, 05:48:24 PMZe doorz are alvayz open.
HIAG!!! We love you, man. So glad to see you around.
Good to see you Luftwaffles
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2025, 04:42:36 AMGood to see you Luftwaffles
Hey, man! Same to you! Sup?
*A vazt jungle zuddenly appearz inzoide ze topic*
I'm extremely tired these days.
Adulthood is like that
So true. Sleep is a stillborn dream.
...But iz it a pancake?
A pancake that's only done on one side.
Ztill vorth pourin' zyrup o'er und eatin', zough...
True. The stomach issues afterward can be suffered for such a prize.
I like cooking my pancakes on one side until they are cooked through and curl up like a pepperoni slice
*Givez Skarzs a box o' pancake mix*
I don't need that I have a recipe in my head and enough bowls to make it all
Good. I always prefer pancakes made from scratch. Glad to see our resident Forge Troll knows how to do it. ;D
BRAIN PANCAKES
...Viz maple zyrup, und a zoide o' brain-eatin' Amoebae (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleria_fowleri).
Poor guy will starve
Very sad. I shall host his funeral.
Alaz poor Amoeba...
You were hardly alive, and now that almost-life has been cut short
No shorter than you though Skarzs. ;D
*Vaitz fer Delthion tae be cruzhed by a zrovn anvil*
Nah, he couldn't lift an anvil high enough to drop on my head. I think I'll be fine.
You underestimate my understanding of trajectory.
Hmm...perhaps...you trollkind can be quite adept engineers.
Ze ozer day at vone point zere vaz actually juzt me und vone guezt. Very odd...
Is that a good thing or a bad thing I wonder
Good question. Who are we when even the Russian bots abandon us?
Still here
...Vot iz ''ere', zough...?
The Cellars?
Ach, but vot iz Ze Cellarz...?
The yeast of thoughts and minds obviously.
Vatched Epizode 1 o' Bat-Fam (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat-Fam) juzt tae zee 'ov it vaz. Nae bad... Bruce Wayne lookz good viz a beard.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 11, 2025, 03:17:08 AMVatched Epizode 1 o' Bat-Fam (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat-Fam) juzt tae zee 'ov it vaz. Nae bad... Bruce Wayne lookz good viz a beard.
Does he now?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 11, 2025, 04:20:01 AMDoes he now?
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(Zat'z 'im on ze left)
Alfred has aged like a raw egg
Indeed.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 12, 2025, 03:55:53 AMAlfred has aged like a raw egg
And how pray tell does an old raw egg look? ;D
Shrivelled. Dry. Shrunken. Crusty.
So your mother is a raw egg then?
*Gaez o'er und ztartz zettin' ze curtainz on ze nearby vindov on fire* Ach, 'ere ve gae again...
Quote from: Delthion on November 13, 2025, 09:18:16 PMSo your mother is a raw egg then?
I will have you assassinated
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It must be done
*Zetz Delthion'z 'air on fire*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 14, 2025, 01:21:58 AMQuote from: Delthion on November 13, 2025, 09:18:16 PMSo your mother is a raw egg then?
I will have you assassinated
Seems a little impersonal. I'm hurt that you wouldn't do your own dirty work.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 14, 2025, 09:16:24 PM*Zetz Delthion'z 'air on fire*
Silly HiaG don't you know my hair is always on fire?
Quote from: Delthion on November 15, 2025, 01:36:21 AMSilly HiaG don't you know my hair is always on fire?
Becauze Ah keep zettin' it on fire, aye.
Well I appreciate you for what you do sir. o7
Quote from: Delthion on November 15, 2025, 01:36:21 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on November 14, 2025, 01:21:58 AMQuote from: Delthion on November 13, 2025, 09:18:16 PMSo your mother is a raw egg then?
I will have you assassinated
Seems a little impersonal. I'm hurt that you wouldn't do your own dirty work.
Oh come on, it's much classier to be assassinated than to be murdered.
Well, yes but that basic consideration for someone you're trying to kill in a quest for revenge seems odd. ;D
*Sips on a RotBeer*
. . .
*Physically recoils from the taste*
I too hate beer made of rot.
Is that made by the same company who does Dumpster Juice
Ach, Ah zought zey banned zat.
Loopholes, Hiag, loopholes
Dumpster Juice and those bulldozer people...I forget their names.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 17, 2025, 08:47:31 PMLoopholes, Hiag, loopholes
Ach, ze loop'olez ztroiketh againeth.
I love loop holes, they really add to the texture of apple jacks.
Are you sure you're not eating apple holes?
Drat. I'm consuming massless cereal! I'm becoming a black hole!
(https://www.quantamagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/TidalDisruptions_A_1440x810.gif)
An excellent visual representation HiAG! *Gives HiAG a cookie.*
Zankee! *Eatz it* Be noice if everybeazt could get vone, zough...
Cookies are handed out on a merit-basis. If they provide excellent illustrations of the subject we are speaking about then they too will receive a cookie.
All the websites I visit force feed cookies
I would never do such a thing. I present people with the just desserts of their actions and they may choose what they do with it. ;D
Rotbeer is a classic. There is nothing wrong with its taste. Verd doesn't like it as a matter of personal preference.
I doubt that
You're just... Different.
Bilgeberry pie
People
Irately
Eatin'
It's not good to eat angry
I do it all the time. It's awful. ;D
I'm pretty sure angry doesn't like being eaten. Besides, it's not good for the digestion.
Agreed. Angry can get quite furiouz if ye try tae eat it.
And if Angry and Furious get together you better watch out.
Man, this reminds me of the old days. Me just hanging around the forum waiting for thanksgiving dinner to be ready seeing if anyone else is doing the same. ;D
Exactly ;D That, and sending texts to most of my college friends.
Good times.
Oh yeah, I miss those days. ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2025, 04:05:43 AMI'm pretty sure angry doesn't like being eaten. Besides, it's not good for the digestion.
You have a weak stomach
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 29, 2025, 06:40:46 AMQuote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2025, 04:05:43 AMI'm pretty sure angry doesn't like being eaten. Besides, it's not good for the digestion.
You have a weak stomach
*Givez Verdauga'z ztomach zeveral Rare Candiez tae boozt itz level*
Oh, good! I have *such* a sweet tooth.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 29, 2025, 06:34:09 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on November 29, 2025, 06:40:46 AMQuote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2025, 04:05:43 AMI'm pretty sure angry doesn't like being eaten. Besides, it's not good for the digestion.
You have a weak stomach
*Givez Verdauga'z ztomach zeveral Rare Candiez tae boozt itz level*
those were vintage... still in their original packaging... thousands of dollars in collector's value wasted!
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EDIT:
Found ziz after poztin':
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fhave-you-been-up-all-night-eating-rare-candies-v0-tgfogjml4jqa1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D969810792da7d5ea955ea86defb3401d69e260bf (https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fhave-you-been-up-all-night-eating-rare-candies-v0-tgfogjml4jqa1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D969810792da7d5ea955ea86defb3401d69e260bf)
Ballroom dancing is incredibly fun. I highly recommend seeking lessons.
There's a waltz I'm going to try to learn. Dancing is fun, I agree
Very cool very cool. You must keep us informed as to your progress.
no
it shall be my most closely guarded secret
all who witness my grace and charm upon the ballroom floor shall be cursed to death
Sounds very Masque of the Red Death.
Quote from: Delthion on December 06, 2025, 03:30:00 AMSounds very Masque of the Red Death.
Mazt?
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Cask?
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Catz?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Three_stray_cats_in_Japan_street%2C_August_2014.jpg)
MEMORIES! ALL ALONEE IN THE MOONLIGHT I CAN SMILE AT THE OLD DAYS!!!
♫♪ Ah vaz beautiful zen... Vhen ze davn comez, taenoight vill be a memory taae... ♪♫
Quote from: Delthion on December 07, 2025, 02:51:47 AMMEMORIES! ALL ALONEE IN THE MOONLIGHT I CAN SMILE AT THE OLD DAYS!!!
Are you actually quoting something?
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2025, 02:25:24 AMAre you actually quoting something?
From ze muzical
CATZ (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_(musical)), vone o' me
favourite muzicalz along viz
Shrek Ze Muzical.
Indeed.
But the actual Cats, not the 2019 mocap film.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 09, 2025, 04:07:24 AMBut the actual Cats, not the 2019 mocap film.
That one never happened
What never happened?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 09, 2025, 04:07:24 AMBut the actual Cats, not the 2019 mocap film.
Aye, zat vone didnae look vorzy o' ze name
Catz. Ah'm glad Ah never zav it.
...Und obviouzly Ah vid never 'ave zeen it, vot viz it nae exiztin' und av...
Yes, I suppose that would be true of whatever you're talking about.
I don't even know what a cat is
Really?
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:hearteyes:
*Iz irritated zat 'e cannae foind a gif o' a bulldozer blovin' up*
The fact that you would even think to hurt me so is vomitous
*Has already gone through the entire internet and deleted all the gifs of a bulldozer blowing up to protect the heart of my beloved Mr. Skarzsles.*
*Zettlez fer a gif o' a train crazhin' und explodin' inztead*
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Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on December 17, 2025, 01:58:35 AM*Zettlez fer a gif o' a train crazhin' und explodin' inztead*
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Close enough. I am devastated
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So cruel, Hisg
Your evil cousin, clearly
No relation.
At this time, as at some others, I am the only member on.
Well he can't be two of them
Kennin' me family, 'e could...
Then that might narrow it down for you
Nae really.
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Your uncle Gumbo
Ach, nae 'im... Ah zought ve'd buried 'im in ze bazement yearz agae...
But did you bury him alive or dead?
Aloive, o' courze... 'e cannae be buried aloive if 'e'z avready dead.
Its unfortunate that this forum, the last stronghold of the ROC, has gone moribund. But i guess i shouldn't be one to talk as i haven't posted on here in years....
Indeed Grond
Be part of the solution!
I am still present around here; I just care less about posting these days.
Good to see you post again Grond; How've you been?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on January 07, 2026, 09:39:40 PMAloive, o' courze... 'e cannae be buried aloive if 'e'z avready dead.
Fair, but you can't know for sure nowadays
You know if you shoot someone, chop off their head, roll them up in a carpet, set them on fire and throw them off a ten story building you better make sure they're dead.
Zomebeazt mention FIRE...? *Zetz fire tae av ze curtainz und zen hovlz*
Not again!
Quote from: Delthion on January 24, 2026, 01:32:01 AMYou know if you shoot someone, chop off their head, roll them up in a carpet, set them on fire and throw them off a ten story building you better make sure they're dead.
See, if you wrapped him in curtains instead of carpets this all would have been avoided
Frick. I'll have to remember that.
I think I'd prefer carpet to curtains if I was going to be set on fire and then thrown off a building. Make the carpet the good woolen stuff that doesn't burn, ideally.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 11, 2026, 04:02:51 PMI think I'd prefer carpet to curtains if I was going to be set on fire and then thrown off a building. Make the carpet the good woolen stuff that doesn't burn, ideally.
Fair, but we're discussing the assurity of a death-defying uncle (no relation to beavers... I hope) not returning to haunt us
Oh. Either way, carpet could potentially make him less angry, which would be a win, right?
Ach, ah zink 'e'd be quite angry regardlezz. *Zetz a vooden plate on fire*
You know, I don't think I ever asked you HIAG. How much longer does it take you to type in your dialect vs. normally?
Quote from: Delthion on February 14, 2026, 03:54:48 AMYou know, I don't think I ever asked you HIAG. How much longer does it take you to type in your dialect vs. normally?
Zince Ah've been daein' it zae lang- even in me vritten notez vhen Ah vaz at community college und univerzity- it tendz tae be eazier zan typin' in non-Hiag. Und vhen typin' regularly, Ah'll zometoimez catch mezelf vroitin' in Hiag. Ach...
Hah! Very funny.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 14, 2026, 06:55:35 PMQuote from: Delthion on February 14, 2026, 03:54:48 AMYou know, I don't think I ever asked you HIAG. How much longer does it take you to type in your dialect vs. normally?
Zince Ah've been daein' it zae lang- even in me vritten notez vhen Ah vaz at community college und univerzity- it tendz tae be eazier zan typin' in non-Hiag. Und vhen typin' regularly, Ah'll zometoimez catch mezelf vroitin' in Hiag. Ach...
It's physiological now. Part of your DNA
We must examine this as a potential cure for tinnitus.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 17, 2026, 08:52:45 PMIt's physiological now. Part of your DNA
Aye. Anybeazt tryin' tae clone me vid get quoite ze zurprize...
Quote from: Delthion on February 17, 2026, 09:36:03 PMWe must examine this as a potential cure for tinnitus.
I don't know how this will be an appropriate avenue of research but it just might work
Preliminary testing indicates that if one screams loudly enough at their aunt who died last September at precisely 9:31 A.M. with a waxing gibbous moon in HiAG dialect tinnitus will be decreased by 41%.
...But vot if zaid aunt came back tae loife az a zombie?
In such cases tinnitus will only be decreased by 32%.
What if the tinnitus was from something else
According to our research it may be from English Primers.
Tragic
I wonder if the same thing would work for tetanus?
Unfortunately, speaking in HiAG may give you tetanus or at least tetanus symptoms in the form of locked jaw. But the research has yet to show any actual infection to go along with this infection.
Good thing we don't need to talk in order to speak on here
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 05, 2026, 02:49:46 PMGood thing we don't need to talk in order to speak on here
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Quote from: Delthion on March 05, 2026, 11:02:33 PM(https://i.imgflip.com/alvvj1.jpg)
Made me chuckle
That is, however, giving me the vibe of a meme from about ten years ago
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 07, 2026, 03:41:15 PMQuote from: Delthion on March 05, 2026, 11:02:33 PM(https://i.imgflip.com/alvvj1.jpg)
Made me chuckle
That is, however, giving me the vibe of a meme from about ten years ago
Any day I can make you chuckle Mr. Skarzsles is a good day. Also, I am unfamiliar with this meme you reference.
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Very true.
Quote from: Delthion on March 08, 2026, 12:14:37 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on March 07, 2026, 03:41:15 PMQuote from: Delthion on March 05, 2026, 11:02:33 PM(https://i.imgflip.com/alvvj1.jpg)
Made me chuckle
That is, however, giving me the vibe of a meme from about ten years ago
Any day I can make you chuckle Mr. Skarzsles is a good day. Also, I am unfamiliar with this meme you reference.
I mean that it feels like an old meme
Very interesting! So cool that I can create something brand new and it still feel antiquated. Or did you mean old as in vintage? ;D
Like a cheese
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-25-2015/yM7zfH.gif)
Quote from: Delthion on March 18, 2026, 01:48:44 AMVery interesting! So cool that I can create something brand new and it still feel antiquated. Or did you mean old as in vintage? ;D
Just realized this was post number 420
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 20, 2026, 07:18:39 PMQuote from: Delthion on March 18, 2026, 01:48:44 AMVery interesting! So cool that I can create something brand new and it still feel antiquated. Or did you mean old as in vintage? ;D
Just realized this was post number 420
Now just need to keep the topic open to #42069
Ooooooooooh
I don't understand the significance of either of those numbers.
There's nothing of real significance to either of them.
...Und zat'z ze zignificance tae zem.
Quite correct. Their insignificance is what makes them significant. (Or is there some sort of illuminati-esque scheme at work here? HMMMmmmmm...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2026, 03:48:59 PMI don't understand the significance of either of those numbers.
Childish humor, that's it
But did ye look under zere...? *Pointz*
Under where?
Ach, ye zaid 'undervear'...
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Hmmmmm...
Hiag deserves capital punishment
Vhich capital...?
Montpelier I think.
Either that or Moscow.
Vhere'z Me Cov...?
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 23, 2026, 12:43:37 AMMoss cow, not lost cow
(https://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/wheresmycow-hardback.jpg)
(Ah'm currently readin'
Thud! by Terry Pratchett.)
I may need to pick up that book someday
Definitely! Tiz been major ze 'ole ztory trough, und Ah'm approachin' ze climax.
I lament that they never got to really animate Reaper Man
Ditto. But at leazt ve gaet zat beginnin' part animated. Zat'z me zecond favourite book o' ze vonez Ah've read.
At least we got some live action movies and animated ones. More than most series can say they've had
Agreed. Ah've nae zeen ze animated vonez yet, ozer zan a couple clipz. Ah 'avenae read Zoul Muzic yet, zae Ah dinnae vant tae vatch zat vone until Ah've read it. From vot Ah've zeen, it lookz major.
Tis major indeed
Juzt finizhed Thud! ...Tvaz major!!! Tiz na' me zecond favourite Dizcvorld book after Hogfather. Reaper Man und Jingo are tied fer zird.
READ IT.
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...Vot vid Ze Laird O' Ze Ringz 'ave been loike if inztead o' ze Eaglez zey 'ad Beaglez inztead...?
Hilarious
That probably depends whether the beagles would be normal beagles or giant eagle sized beagles.
Ze latter, o' courze.
Clifford the Big Red Beagle, running to save Gandalf for the 47th time.
Mordor daeznae ztand a chance...
Alas, the poor fire hydrant
(https://i.redd.it/6bsb9vpymwt71.jpg)
They're on Sauron's side!!!!
FLY YOU FOOLS!
Vot 'appened tae zecond breakfazt...?
I ate it like one is supposed to, duh. You didn't get here soon enough
...But did ze Beaglez eat zeir zecond breakfaztz?
We are their second breakfast
Viz or vizoot orange juice?
Definitely with
But daez ze orange juice 'ave lotz o' pulp in it? It 'az tae 'ave lotz o' pulp.
The pulp is unfortunately also us. They like eating us and then somewhat grinding the bones into a powder-like material that resembles pulp in texture when placed in orange juice.
Ach, zat'z foine- at leazt zere'z lotz o' pulp.
Quote from: Delthion on May 27, 2026, 11:38:24 PMThe pulp is unfortunately also us. They like eating us and then somewhat grinding the bones into a powder-like material that resembles pulp in texture when placed in orange juice.
Fee fie foh fum
I smell the blood of a weasel man
He may sneak and he may skulk
I'll still grind his bones to make my pulp
Quote from: Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett'And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.'
These posts make me . . . distressed.
Do not be distressed. For in becoming the pulp for the Beagles, we may live on through them. It is our destiny.
♪♫ Alvayz look on ze broight zoide o' loife ♫♪ *Vhiztlez*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 30, 2026, 02:58:01 AMThese posts make me . . . distressed.
You may not like it but this is peak Cellars performance.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 29, 2026, 08:18:55 PMQuote from: Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett'And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.'
Justice for Fairy Tale villains.
Not quite peak Cellars work. *Randomly instigates a super-Beagle fight by throwing one at Skarzs.* Now it is. ;D
*But ze Beaglez zuddenly reveal zeir Beagle badgez, zhovin' zat zey are in fact double agentz, und vere zecretly vorkin' in Sauron'z rankz tae bring zem doon from ze inzoide... Zey turn on ze enemy, und in a very zhort toime Sauron'z forcez are completely decimated. Middle-Earth iz zafe again*
Quote from: Delthion on May 31, 2026, 03:22:44 PMNot quite peak Cellars work. *Randomly instigates a super-Beagle fight by throwing one at Skarzs.* Now it is. ;D
Bruh
*Na' zat zey 'ave revealed zemzelvez az nae bein' allied viz Sauron, ze Beagle lickz Skarzs' face ('und 'e certainly 'az NAE been drinkin' from a Mordor toilet...Really*
There is a fell stench in your mouth
*The Beagle daez a noice, odorouz burp in Skarzs' face und zmoilez*
My eyes.... Melt
Spoiler
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...Zat zhould probably be in a zpoiler box. Ach...
Doesn't work in a spoiler box. It's just Indiana Jones.
Quote from: Delthion on June 03, 2026, 03:20:44 AMDoesn't work in a spoiler box. It's just Indiana Jones.
Ah zink ye're referrin' tae zummat zat Ah've noticed vhen poztin' zin'z in zpoiler boxez: fer zome reazon, vhen poztin' imagez und gifz zey dinnae zeem tae appear in zpoiler boxez vhen previevin' ze pozt but zey ztill actually zhov up in yer pozt.
Spoiler
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...Zee?
Und vhy it zhould be in a zpoiler box- Ah remember poztin' a gif from zat zcene in
Monty Python Und Ze 'oly Grail viz ze killer Rabbit attackin' ze knoightz, und a moderator (
@Verdauga Ah zink) put it in a zpoiler box. Becauze o' ze blood und etc.
I tried that. And looked at it in the post and not the preview and it didn't work. Weird.
Well, now it does. Strange.
Indeed. Nae zure vhy it daez zat.
Quote from: Delthion on June 02, 2026, 10:20:31 PMSpoiler
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You know, I almost posted that exact gif
Great minds think alike my dear Skarzsles.
Indeed my dear Delthion
:hearteyes:
º-)
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You're WASTING IT
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 03, 2026, 07:00:13 PMQuote from: Delthion on June 03, 2026, 03:20:44 AMDoesn't work in a spoiler box. It's just Indiana Jones.
Ah zink ye're referrin' tae zummat zat Ah've noticed vhen poztin' zin'z in zpoiler boxez: fer zome reazon, vhen poztin' imagez und gifz zey dinnae zeem tae appear in zpoiler boxez vhen previevin' ze pozt but zey ztill actually zhov up in yer pozt.
Spoiler
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...Zee?
Und vhy it zhould be in a zpoiler box- Ah remember poztin' a gif from zat zcene in Monty Python Und Ze 'oly Grail viz ze killer Rabbit attackin' ze knoightz, und a moderator ( @Verdauga Ah zink) put it in a zpoiler box. Becauze o' ze blood und etc.
Yeah, I tend to ask that gifs with blood, gore, et c. be put in spoilers. Thank you all for upholding that, even when I'm not around. :)
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 06, 2026, 07:44:50 PMYou're WASTING IT
*fights back tears* It's going to be okay Skarzs. We mustn't cry over it. :'(
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 06, 2026, 07:44:50 PMYou're WASTING IT
Actually, ze floor iz quoite enjoyin' ze tazte o' chocolate milk...
*Is the floor.*
Ah zought ye vere a Delmato...
I'm dad
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 08, 2026, 12:43:18 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on June 06, 2026, 07:44:50 PMYou're WASTING IT
Actually, ze floor iz quoite enjoyin' ze tazte o' chocolate milk...
The floor doesn't DESERVE it!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 09, 2026, 02:43:19 PMThe floor doesn't DESERVE it!
But ze floor ate
av o' itz vegetablez!
The floor didn't deserve the vegetables either.
The floor deserves nothing but the dirt we grind into it
*Dirt taztez good to ze floor, taae*
There is a gorge of difference between dirt and chocolate milk.
*Ze floor alzae loikez gorgez*
This floor likes feet too I bet
The freak
Yeah, that's just not okay.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 14, 2026, 02:10:37 AMThis floor likes feet too I bet
Only viz a zoide o' noodlez...
Floor taztez funny...
Is it asbestos?
Albatrozz
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Is he selling the albatross or what?
Good eatin
I'm an albatross
DOO DOO DODODO
DODODODODODODODO
DOO DOO DODODO
IM AN ALBATROSS
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 24, 2026, 04:13:59 AMI'm an albatross
DOO DOO DODODO
DODODODODODODODO
DOO DOO DODODO
IM AN ALBATROSS
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Beep beep
I'm a sheep.
Kerplonk.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 27, 2026, 05:08:54 AMI'm a sheep.
Are ye a flyin' Zheep?
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doom
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Doom upon us all
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*Random Ztargate ZG-1 gif appearz*
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I think that I have a ton of media to consume to get half the references that HiAG drops.
Quote from: Delthion on July 01, 2026, 02:46:00 AMI think that I have a ton of media to consume to get half the references that HiAG drops.
Oh absolutely. They are vast, varied, and more often than not, obscure.
It took me quite some time to figure out the møøse thing
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 01, 2026, 08:23:00 PMQuote from: Delthion on July 01, 2026, 02:46:00 AMI think that I have a ton of media to consume to get half the references that HiAG drops.
Oh absolutely. They are vast, varied, and more often than not, obscure.
It took me quite some time to figure out the møøse thing
Fer zat ye juzt 'ave tae vatch ze openin' creditz tae
Monty Python Und Ze 'oly Grail.
I have only watched that movie once. It was one of those things that was overhyped. So while I thought it was good, it was ultimately disappointing by how high my expectations were for it due to everyone that I had heard about it from loving it so.
Definitely a cult classic, but I have forgotten much of the more eclectic jokes.
Indeed. Unfortunately, it was the same way for me with Princess Bride. I saw both movies too late in life to fully appreciate them. And by late in life I mean like 16-20. ;D But old enough to have them hyped for me way too much by friends and family.
My fiancee didn't see Princess Bride until a year and a half ago... She liked it but she wasn't obsessed like so many are.
It makes me wonder if it has no more merit than having a very dedicated fanbase.
Ah've never zeen Princezz Broide.
Quote from: Delthion on July 02, 2026, 04:20:24 AMI have only watched that movie once. It was one of those things that was overhyped. So while I thought it was good, it was ultimately disappointing by how high my expectations were for it due to everyone that I had heard about it from loving it so.
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We apologize for the inconvenience
Oh nyet, nae again...
Yes
*A bovl o' petuniaz crazhez intae ze ground*
*Uses the bowl of flower to make bread*
*Teleportz zaid bread*
Mm
As long as that's not the only thing you've been doing
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Do all roads lead back to the same GIF? I think that's the third time in as many pages we've gone back to doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days.
When you do nothing but teleport bread then there's nothing but teleporting bread
Quote from: Delthion on July 06, 2026, 02:21:15 AMDo all roads lead back to the same GIF? I think that's the third time in as many pages we've gone back to doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days.
Blame ze perzon vho decided tae make ze bread in ze firzt place:
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 04, 2026, 10:22:39 PM*Uses the bowl of flower to make bread*
Hello
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 02, 2026, 06:15:02 PMMy fiancee didn't see Princess Bride until a year and a half ago... She liked it but she wasn't obsessed like so many are.
It makes me wonder if it has no more merit than having a very dedicated fanbase.
Nope. I was about 16 when I first watched it and it was delightful. I do think it requires an appreciation for certain types of humor, but it's definitely a masterpiece in its own right. Having a dedicated fanbase helps, but that's not all that's going for it.
Good to know lol
Dinnae burn foreztz, burn curtainz.
Burn politicians
Zoze taae. Burn curtainz, politicianz und ze Tviloight zeriez.
What if I were to run for office? Would you set me on fire? HMMMMM? :'( ;D
Quote from: Delthion on July 10, 2026, 08:25:40 PMWhat if I were to run for office? Would you set me on fire? HMMMMM? :'( ;D
Politicianz are politcianz. Politicz corruptz- better tae juzt keep ava from it av und cauze zociety tae crumble.
I enjoy politics far too much to stay away from them. ;D
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Imagine if you did run for politics and then your old forum posts got leaked? The headlines would be wild. "Potential future president forced people to marry against their will." Talk about scandal!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 14, 2026, 03:41:58 PMImagine if you did run for politics and then your old forum posts got leaked? The headlines would be wild. "Potential future president forced people to marry against their will." Talk about scandal!
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 14, 2026, 03:41:58 PMImagine if you did run for politics and then your old forum posts got leaked? The headlines would be wild. "Potential future president forced people to marry against their will." Talk about scandal!
That's a good point! I hadn't even thought of that! The shame!
Duuuuude
That's probably going to happen eventually with the older politicians dropping off. Though there have been many and much worse things to come to light.
Quote from: Delthion on July 10, 2026, 08:25:40 PMWhat if I were to run for office? Would you set me on fire? HMMMMM? :'( ;D
The fire will save you from this horrible fate.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 14, 2026, 07:42:51 PM(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Men%27s_size_10_Sandals.jpg)
Ah found a zandal in Bohemia vhoilzt readin' a Sherlock Holmes ztory.
Were they rather more intelligent and sly than expected?
Indeed, zey vere. Ze game iz a foot, after av...
Very true. I hope they don't end up on the feet of some member of the nobility that really shouldn't be wearing such things.
Don't judge the nobility too harshly. You'd probably do the same in their shoes.
...If Ah 'adnae zet fire tae zeir zhoez avready...
Fair point, fair point.
I stand on that point
Ah point at zat ztand.
Stand point I at that.
Standing is overrated. I prefer to sit.
See, I think sitting is overrated quite frequently. Therefore, I prefer to hang by my toes.
Me toez vidnae appreciate me daein' zat, zae Ah'll juzt float in ze air 'ere inztead... *Hovlz vhoilzt floatin'*
I prefer to stay grounded.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 27, 2026, 05:52:38 PMI prefer to stay grounded.
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(Well that didn't work. Disregard the failed image post here.)
I refuse.
Ah reuze.
I reduce.
I recece
Ah remark.
I rebuke
I reconsider.
Ah relax.
I retribute
I restart
Ah rezume.
I reconstitute
Ah releaze.
I remove.
Ah recount.
I remember.
Ah revive.
Didn't we already revive?
Ach, ye broke ze chain... (Und nyet, ve didnae revive yet.)
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FREEDOM
FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
SCOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAND
This thread has grown quite a bit since I was on last, I think
Holy freaking cow what is Wylder doing here? (Is what I said out loud on seeing you post.)
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I CAN'T HANDLE THE EXCITEMENT!
*Daez an 'appy Weasel dance*
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Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2026, 02:35:59 AMHoly freaking cow what is Wylder doing here? (Is what I said out loud on seeing you post.)
Contemplating my mortality, probably
That's fair. Looking back on one's posts has a way of making one realize how much time really has passed.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on August 17, 2026, 12:16:24 AMThis thread has grown quite a bit since I was on last, I think
Wylder! Good to see you!!
Hop on Discord too if you have it, you'll find more people there!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 19, 2026, 09:00:07 PM*Daez an 'appy Weasel dance*
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that is adorable
Mhmm.
I like mustard.
No, in the dining room with the knife, duh
Ze dinin' room iz ze library, tiz juzt dizguized tae look loike a dinin' room. Und ze knife doublez az a vrench... Und a candleztick az vell az a revolver. Tiz a Zvizz army knife.
I think it's actually the budget Croatian version, but yes.