Insane Asylum.

[LT Sandpaw]

Oh thanks. *Takes bag* Baaaaaaaaauuuuughguuuuuuhblaaaaargh! Ick, what is this gray stuff in my teeth?

[Faiyloe]

*makes a gagging noise lurches and puts paw over my mouth*

[Hickory]

My childhood? Hmmmm... well, I was prone to bouts ov extreme violence, and I had to be loocked up 24/7.... I heard the word "schizophrenic" bandied about a lot. *apparates away*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Looks at Faiy strangely*

Is something wrong?

[Faiyloe]

*Looks slightly green* Why don't you just sit down while I find a bathroom... 

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Rides Elly*

[Russa Nodrey]

My childhood? Hmmmm... well, I was prone to bouts ov extreme violence, and I had to be loocked up 24/7.... I heard the word "schizophrenic" bandied about a lot. *apparates away*

*Writes on my clipboard* Bouts...ooof..extreme...violence...Okay, Sage, yo-what, where'd he go? *Teleports Sage back into my office* That was very naughty, Sage. *Writes on clipboard* Kid's got...strange...poowwerrs. Uh, Sage, have you ever been diagnosed with Bypasigle Phlytoses? It's a rare disease in which the brain actually disintegrates it's self.

[Hickory]

No. And apparition is a natural skill of wizards. Get rekt.



*gains ahold of self* Sorry. Guess my consciousness went on a vactaion...

[Russa Nodrey]

Did it have a good time?

Okay then, you're free to go (I'm so kind ). If you start feeling strange, give me a call. *Writes down the asylum phone number on a slip of paper and hands it to Sage*

[Faiyloe]

Oh, so cute!  I have no idea why I find that picture amusing.

[Hickory]

Trolls?

Thanks! Phone number... did I mention that I cut all the lines?

[Faiyloe]

The little girl... She is cute... that's all... 

[Russa Nodrey]

Thanks! Phone number... did I mention that I cut all the lines?

Sage, your behavior is unacceptable. *Sigh* I'm afraid I must lock you up. *Teleports Sage to a cell* It's pretty nice, you might actually enjoy your stay here. It has a nice little bed, a nice little nightstand, a nice little sink, a nice little toilet, a nice little shower, a nice little table, a nice little fridge and a nice little TV! :3

[The Skarzs]

Sounds like a motel.

And what is Russa doing in my office?

[Lady Amber]

^Everything she should be doing.