Insane Asylum.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yes!

Amber, you're now my secretary.

[The Skarzs]

Out of my office!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

FRIED FISH WITH A NICE SIDE OF TROLL FOR LUNCH!

[Russa Nodrey]

No, no, Ash, we are not cannibals. Besides, he's made of rock, I don't think he's even edible.

[Hickory]

Ah yes, but my nwe TRANSMORGIFIER will but an end to that! *transforms Skarz into roast beef*

[The Skarzs]

*Transmogrifies myself back into stone.* Sorry, but no.

[Lady Amber]

Yes!

Amber, you're now my secretary.

Ooh, thanks! *Does hair in bun and grabs clipboard and pen* What would you like me to do first?

[Izeroth]

 *Stabs Sage and "transmogrifies" him into a corpse*

[Russa Nodrey]

Ooh, thanks! *Does hair in bun and grabs clipboard and pen* What would you like me to do first?

Uh, tidy up my office.

[Hickory]

*is agahst* You don't know the noble and gracious art of transfiguration? Impossible. *transmorgifies back to self*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

How many times have you been to the beach, Skar-kun?

[The Skarzs]

How many times have you been to the beach, Skar-kun?

>_> Umm. . . about fifty times?

[Hickory]

*transfigures asylum into a beach*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

That's why your troll skin is so hard. Hmm, no matter, I'll prescribe you some cream to make your skin soft and delightful. 

Now, FISH AND CHIPS WITH ROAST WILD BOAR FOR DINNER!

[The Skarzs]

I'm fine how it is. . . Sage, turn this place back into the asylum! Russa and Amber, out of my office: now!