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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Russa Nodrey

Yes!

Amber, you're now my secretary.
Freddy

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

FRIED FISH WITH A NICE SIDE OF TROLL FOR LUNCH!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

No, no, Ash, we are not cannibals. Besides, he's made of rock, I don't think he's even edible.
Freddy

Hickory

Ah yes, but my nwe TRANSMORGIFIER will but an end to that! *transforms Skarz into roast beef*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

*Transmogrifies myself back into stone.* Sorry, but no.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Amber

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 02, 2015, 04:17:35 AM
Yes!

Amber, you're now my secretary.
Ooh, thanks! *Does hair in bun and grabs clipboard and pen* What would you like me to do first?

Izeroth

 *Stabs Sage and "transmogrifies" him into a corpse*

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Lady Amber on May 02, 2015, 04:14:26 PM
Ooh, thanks! *Does hair in bun and grabs clipboard and pen* What would you like me to do first?
Uh, tidy up my office.
Freddy

Hickory

*is agahst* You don't know the noble and gracious art of transfiguration? Impossible. *transmorgifies back to self*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

How many times have you been to the beach, Skar-kun?
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 03, 2015, 04:23:33 AM
How many times have you been to the beach, Skar-kun?
>_> Umm. . . about fifty times?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Hickory

*transfigures asylum into a beach*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

That's why your troll skin is so hard. Hmm, no matter, I'll prescribe you some cream to make your skin soft and delightful. 

Now, FISH AND CHIPS WITH ROAST WILD BOAR FOR DINNER!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

I'm fine how it is. . . Sage, turn this place back into the asylum! Russa and Amber, out of my office: now!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.