Gonff's and Rosie's Wedding

[Delthion]

Actually, I already have been...

[Hickory]

Sham on you Del, tormenting a newbie before they have even gotten a chance to get their forum legs. Really, you should be committed to an asylum.

faiyloe has returned to the cellars.

[Delthion]

Let all supposed Cellar-dwellers tremble in fear at the return to the Elder Days.

[Faiyloe]

Oh, so I am en elder now. I like the sound of that. And if any of you ragamuffins dare torment Rosie you'll have me to deal with. So keep your heads on strait and don't go shipping newbies over a trifle. Gonff can be a gentlemen if he likes. 

[The Skarzs]

"Watch out. . . Or I'll set Faiy on you."

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Sham on you Del, tormenting a newbie before they have even gotten a chance to get their forum legs. Really, you should be committed to an asylum.

And that's where I come in!

*Loud cheesy advertisement music starts playing*

If you know a lunatic,
And want to throw him in a cell.
Call me!
And I'll do it for free!

_{Taxes still apply}
*Loud cheesy advertisement music stops playing*

[Faiyloe]

Scarzs, I am not your pet.

And Ash dear, steeling peoples institutions is not becoming of a man of your station. However I am a reasonable woman, and may be willing to come to some sort of mutual agreement.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Shoots Faiy in the head with plasma pistol*

This is the most reasonable agreement that will ever be! 

[Faiyloe]

*Plasma phases through holographic image of Faiyloe.* (Isn't virtual reality great) I see, so that is how you will have it, I had been willing to let you keep the asylum, but now... you know you have just committed an act of war? This will not be forgotten.

[The Skarzs]

Scarzs, I am not your pet.

Sorry.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Let all supposed Cellar-dwellers tremble in fear at the return to the Elder Days.

There is always a sort of actual craziness that comes about when Faiy returns. That surely will make you tremble 

Oh, so I am en elder now. I like the sound of that. And if any of you ragamuffins dare torment Rosie you'll have me to deal with. So keep your heads on strait and don't go shipping newbies over a trifle. Gonff can be a gentlemen if he likes. 

*Tightens Bow Tie and straightens top hat*
Don't mind if I shall!
*Continues being a gentlemen*

[Lord Daskar]

A Gentleman! In the Cellars! He must be removed.

[Delthion]

Rosie has informed me (not) that she wants this wedding thing to happen after all.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU

[Delthion]