THERE'S A NEW BOSS IN TOWN

[shisteer of nothing much]

Evil is as evil does.

[Booklover]

Ah, so Spring of the Broken Boss Hayes. I like it.

FOR NARNIA AND THE NORTH!!! *eats grapes*

That's TWO references to non-BJ fandoms now. There will not be a third!!!

One may be deceit. Two may be conspiracy. Three is the number I trust.

Exactly.

Actually, I'm amazed Boss Hays even recognises those as references.

[lass of something much]

Evil is as evil does.

ANOTHER!

[Boss Hayes]

soo, why did you get rid of a bunch of bords?...

Locked 'em up fer a while. Bosses can do that if they want. Doesn't help that you lot 've been scrambling 'round like flies and picking up all the keys to unlock them...

[DanielofRedwall]

Aw come on, I come online and this is what I see? @Boss Hayes who do you think you are? Stupid time zones.

[Verdauga]

A Challenger Approaches!!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

He's a psychopathic mental patient who somehow got his hands on administrator status.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Mr. Hayes, may I bribe you with a mug of fresh rhubarb brew?

[Kreg]

Did you poison it? I think he poisoned it...

[Boss Hayes]

Aw come on, I come online and this is what I see? @Boss Hayes who do you think you are? Stupid time zones.

"Well I'll tell ye who I AINT: a disposed-of admin! Now I'm a respectable serpent, and as a respectable serpent, I would be willing to look over your outburst... given a condition, that is. You used to be boss 'round here, so I expect that ye know the members better than I do."

Boss Hayes slithers closer to @DanielofRedwall .

"You know where their loyalties lie. Who can be trusted an' who are the troublesome ones, so t' speak. So as one leader to a former 'un, I expect you t' tell me who is who, ye heat? Don't hafta be here with everybeast watching yew. Just send ole Hayes a PM an' I'll take care o' the rest. Whattaya say pardner?

[Verdauga]

Don't do it Daniel! Stay strong!


(Also @DanielofRedwall )

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Fer Gallifrey, 'ogwarts, und Alderaan!

Zere, zree referencez!

...Und ze Dolphinz! Zae lang, und zankz fer av ze Fizh! (Four!!!)

EDIT: Ah juzt Googled ze image fer Bozz Hayes. Tiz Rattlesnake Jake from ze film Rango in 2011. Ach...

[Boss Hayes]

Fer Gallifrey, 'ogwarts, und Alderaan!

Zere, zree referencez!

...Und ze Dolphinz! Zae lang, und zankz fer av ze Fizh! (Four!!!)

That's 42 references too many! Consider yerself exiled, punk!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...Und eventually av o' ziz vill conclude viz ze follovin':

"Ve apologise fer ze inconvenience."

Let uz zee vho getz zat reference!!!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I do believe you have no idea who you are messing with, Hayes.