LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Booklover]

Hi, I'm not Serbian, or corn, or looking at you from your closet

Of course not. You're not in the closet.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aye, zere'z juzt a dementor in ze clozet.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*And then as scary as losing on track and field was, nothing was more frightening to the occupants than 50,000 non-refurbished demon-puppets launching themselves off of the high rocky cliffs that surrounded the PRETTY TOPIC*

*Who will save our band of heroes from the clammy wooden hands of the puppet children??*

AND THE PUPPETS HAVE TEETH!!!  Someone pls help us. save us...

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Lassa fish to @Captain Chip: New job, lock th-e topic be-fore the evils take it... Over

sorry for double-post, but look!  Lassie prophesied the coming of the puppet kids (who have TEETH)...

[Kade Rivok]

*Bonk*  Edit the original post in the future

*And then as scary as losing on track and field was, nothing was more frightening to the occupants than 50,000 non-refurbished demon-puppets launching themselves off of the high rocky cliffs that surrounded the PRETTY TOPIC*

*Who will save our band of heroes from the clammy wooden hands of the puppet children??*

AND THE PUPPETS HAVE TEETH!!!  Someone pls help us. save us...

The worst part is that they're non-refurbished.  *Pulls out enchanted fork and covers himself in an aura of flame.*  I'm ret ta go!

[Flib Bigboat]

*desperately tries to discover the recipe for Greek fire, through trial and error*
*Why? Because Greek fire would be useful against moldy puppets with claws and teeth*

Hi, I'm not Serbian, or corn, or looking at you from your closet

I'm not in a room with a closet rn, so of course you aren't looking at me from it.

Ah, but what about time that I actually posted that?

You posted that only an hour before I was on, and I was outside all during that hour. There's no closet outside, except for the shed.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Und juzt tae make zin'z even vorze, ze 'Ashy Slashy' puppet appearz taae*

[Flib Bigboat]

I like the name Ashy Slashy. Even though it's nonsense, it's very catchy.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Tiz from ze zhov Ash vs. Ze Evil Dead vhich takez place after Ze Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, und Army O' Darknezz. Tiz an 'orror/comedy zeriez viz lotz o' blood und gore. 'Ashy Slashy' iz ze nickname ze people o' ze tovn zat Ash Williams (ze main character) comez from gave 'im after 'e came back after ze end o' Army O' Darknezz, becauze zey didnae believe 'im zat demonic zpiritz 'ad pozzezzed 'iz friendz, vho zen tried tae kill 'im und zae 'e 'ad tae cut zem up viz a chainzav (becauze bodily dizmemberment vaz ze only vay tae ztop zem)- vhich iz actually vot 'appened. Zae zey called 'im, 'Ashy Slashy', und 'e ran from ze tovn.

Ash vs. Ze Evil Dead Plot

'e iz forced tae come back at zome point yearz later tae deal viz zome demonz 'ovever, und after a lot o' encounterz dealin' viz ze demonz und demoniz zpiritz zey realise 'e vaz actually tellin' ze truth, und 'e becomez ze tovn 'ero.

[close]

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*desperately tries to discover the recipe for Greek fire, through trial and error*
*Why? Because Greek fire would be useful against moldy puppets with claws and teeth*

*43 BABY PUPPETS LAUNCH THEMSELVES ON FLIB AND BEGIN STRIKING HER ANGRILY WITH THEIR BABY TOYS*

*Bonk*  Edit the original post in the future

ok.

[Kade Rivok]

Oh dear

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zetz ze puppetz on fire, zen hovlz*

[Flib Bigboat]

*desperately tries to discover the recipe for Greek fire, through trial and error*
*Why? Because Greek fire would be useful against moldy puppets with claws and teeth*

*43 BABY PUPPETS LAUNCH THEMSELVES ON FLIB AND BEGIN STRIKING HER ANGRILY WITH THEIR BABY TOYS*

*dies inside*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Pointz tae a point raized in a nearby topic regardin' death und Death*

[Booklover]

Aye, zere'z juzt a dementor in ze clozet.

Don't panic, it's just a boggart. Probably.

*Pointz tae a point raized in a nearby topic regardin' death und Death*

But does it also regard DEATH?

(Hm, the size thing seems to be very different now (in terms of what size each number means). Hopefully this worked.)