Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

[Luftwaffles]

Who's the cook, actually?

[Cornflower MM]

Very good.

I guess the ladyship would appreciate that kind of durability, with her butter fingers and all.

Butterfingers yourself, knucklehead! *Throws teacup at Waffles*  I may have four eyes, but that just means my vision is FOR SURE good, so naturally my aim won't be off in the slightest because that's totally definitely how that works.

*A dead body is found in the library viz a candleztick bezoide zem*

Someone do clean that up before they stain the carpet.

[Verdauga]

You mean your vision is FOUR sure good, right?

[Luftwaffles]

Oh, God! She actually showed up.

Save me, Teer XD

[Verdauga]

Oh no, Corrn's gonna teer you up now that word of your chaos has reached her ears.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Who's the cook, actually?

One of the penguins. There are actually three of them that take turns.

Very good.

I guess the ladyship would appreciate that kind of durability, with her butter fingers and all.

Butterfingers yourself, knucklehead! *Throws teacup at Waffles*  I may have four eyes, but that just means my vision is FOR SURE good, so naturally my aim won't be off in the slightest because that's totally definitely how that works.

*A dead body is found in the library viz a candleztick bezoide zem*

Someone do clean that up before they stain the carpet.

Of course, right away. *whispers to a couple of nearby penguins, who head off with some cleaning supplies*

Oh, God! She actually showed up.

Save me, Teer XD

You brought this upon yourself. 'Tis now time to reap the harvest you have sown.

[Luftwaffles]

*Clings to Teer anyway*.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Velociraptorz begin eatin' toazt in ze kitchen*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*begins heating up*

[Luftwaffles]

Rooood!

Or maybe you are just THAT honored

[shisteer of nothing much]

*scales are now hot to the touch* I recommend you stop clinging, lest you get burnt.

[Luftwaffles]

*Puts marshmallows to scales*.

That's probably the first time you have been hot

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the marshmallow catches fire*

[Luftwaffles]

Nooooo! It was innocent 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Getz ze package containin' ze rezt o' ze marzhmallovz und zetz av o' zem on fire*