Corrupt-a-Wish

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. It was a Roomba that stole the key to time.

I wish I was good at interior decorating.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but av vallz creatin' interiorz collapze.

Granted. It was a Roomba that stole the key to time.

Zat abomination! Ah'll zmazh it tae PIECEZ!!!!

Ah vizh ze carrotz vere nae conziderin' attackin' ze vorld.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. They don't need to consider it anymore, because they have already attacked and taken over the world.

I wish Christmas lights put themselves up.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, zey put zemzelvez 'oigh up in ze air, und zen blov ava in ze vind.

Ah vizh Ah could vizit Zonama Sekot.