1 Year Anniversary!

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles bets $10 or their equivalent on Steam giveaways*.

*Matthias720 calls, discards the 9, jack, and Uno card, and draws three new cards*

*Matthias720 lays down 2 fives, 2 fours, and a three, shouting 'blackjack'*

*Luftwaffles discards two cards from his hand, draws two more and calls checksmate*.

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles discards two cards from his hand, draws two more and calls checksmate*.

*Matthias720 throws a pair of dice, they land on 1 and 6*

*Matthias720 doesn't have cards that match either of these numbers*

*Matthias720 says 'Go Fish' and draws two cards*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles discards two cards from his hand, draws two more and calls checksmate*.

*Matthias720 throws a pair of dice, they land on 1 and 6*

*Matthias720 doesn't have cards that match either of these numbers*

*Matthias720 says 'Go Fish' and draws two cards*

*Luftwaffles bounces a pinball about*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles bounces a pinball about*.

*Matthias720 pulls out a newspaper and starts a game of sudoku, but fills in random punctuation marks instead of numbers*

*Matthias720 ask Luftwaffles if he knows a 10 letter word meaning absurd*

*Matthias720 mutters about how hard this crossword puzzle is*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles bounces a pinball about*.

*Matthias720 pulls out a newspaper and starts a game of sudoku, but fills in random punctuation marks instead of numbers*

*Matthias720 ask Luftwaffles if he knows a 10 letter word meaning absurd*

*Matthias720 mutters about how hard this crossword puzzle is*

*Luftwaffles suggests the word: "Politician"*.

*Luftwaffles leans over and starts playing "I"s, "U"s, and "A"s onto the Scrabble board*.

*Luftwaffles knows English well*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles suggest the word: "Politician"*.

*Luftwaffles leans over and starts playing "I"s, "U"s, and "A"s onto the Scrabble board*.

*Luftwaffles knows English well*.

*Matthias720 grabs a handful of unused Scrabble tiles and tosses them in the air*

*Matthias720 takes the tiles that land face up and use them to solve his "crossword" puzzle*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles suggest the word: "Politician"*.

*Luftwaffles leans over and starts playing "I"s, "U"s, and "A"s onto the Scrabble board*.

*Luftwaffles knows English well*.

*Matthias720 grabs a handful of unused Scrabble tiles and tosses them in the air*

*Matthias720 takes the tiles that land face up and use them to solve his "crossword" puzzle*

*Luftwaffles awards Matthias720 200 points for using all his letters on one turn*.

*Luftwaffles then shouts "C-3", hoping to hit a battleship*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles awards Matthias720 200 points for using all his letters on one turn*.

*Luftwaffles then shouts "C-3", hoping to hit a battleship*.

*Luftwaffles has sunk Matthias720's destroyer*

*Matthias720 hands Luftwaffles $600 Monopoly money as rent*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles awards Matthias720 200 points for using all his letters on one turn*.

*Luftwaffles then shouts "C-3", hoping to hit a battleship*.

*Luftwaffles has sunk Matthias720's destroyer*

*Matthias720 hands Luftwaffles $600 Monopoly money as rent*

*Luftwaffles uses the money to buy a VHS player, then plays "TMNT: Out of the Shell Tour"*.

*The room is shrouded in angry boredom*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles uses the money to buy a VHS player, then plays "TMNT: Out of the Shell Tour"*.

*The room is shrouded in angry boredom*.

*Matthias720 falls asleep*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles uses the money to buy a VHS player, then plays "TMNT: Out of the Shell Tour"*.

*The room is shrouded in angry boredom*.

*Matthias720 falls asleep*

*Luftwaffles grabs a black marker and scribbles "For Rent" on Matthias720's forehead*

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles grabs a black marker and scribbles "For Rent" on Matthias720's forehead*

ZZZZZZZzzzzzz......

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles grabs a black marker and scribbles "For Rent" on Matthias720's forehead*

ZZZZZZZzzzzzz......

*Luftwaffles does victory dance*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles does victory dance*.

*Luftwaffles victory dance wakes Matthias720*

*Matthias720 takes off his Matthias720 mask revealing an unmarkered face*

*Matthias720 pulls out a can of spray paint and starts to tag 720 on all of Luftwaffles' stuff*