Attack Of The Fairy Tales!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Zree Bloind Mice bludgeon Znov-Vhite viz croquet-malletz*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Screams*

[Delthion]

*Hansel and Gretel are turned to stone by the White Witch.*

[The Skarzs]

*Ze Zree Bloind Mice bludgeon Znov-Vhite viz croquet-malletz*

*The Big Bad Wolf saves Snow White by eating the mice and then hands her a gingerbread house to fatten her up.*

[Delthion]

*Little Red Riding Hood finds Snow White and says, "What a large stomach you have!"*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*...Und iz promptly eaten by 'er ovn Granny*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Screams even louder*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Gingerbread Man runz off viz one o' Cinderella'z glazz zlipperz*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Eats the gingerbread man*

[Delthion]

*Unfortunately, Rosie failed in eating the gingerbread man, as he was too fast. He just ran along until he met the Billy Goats Gruff.*

[The Skarzs]

*Humpty Dumpty crashes in.* Through the window! . . . O'er the wall-!

[Delthion]

*And landed at the feet of Mary Mary Quite Contrary!!!*

[Maudie]

And was the kicked to the foot of a ginormous beanstalk.

[Delthion]

Where he was eaten by the Pretty Maids all in a Row.

[Jukka the Sling]

And then the little mermaid befriended the Snow Queen.