The more random than that other thread thread

[Delthion]

you are following sage advice.

I didn't know you were named Sage! Nice to meet you!

[The Witessss]

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[The Shadow of Korriban]

So about this computer. It's so old and feeble that I'm thinking I'm gonna wait until black friday and Buy a new one.

[The Skarzs]

Well, looks like he might disappear for a few months. If he comes back at the beginning of December we'll know exactly what happened.

[The Witessss]

*Beatrice stares and looks horrified at her once proud man*

[Jukka the Sling]

His computer isn't really as old as he made it sound. XD  Pretty sure it just needs a new battery.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

And a new webcam, cord, and outer frame which I had to tape back slightly...

[The Witessss]

now Beatrice is horrified that you are telling all of her personal stuff.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Beatrice is dead yo...

[The Skarzs]

Dang. No respect.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Yes. Beatrice had a severe heart stroke. She died in 2003.

[The Skarzs]

Honor the dead.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Indeed. She invited many guests to her cremation.

[The Witessss]

a cremation is disrespectful of the dead. Even if it is only a computer.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

It was what she wanted. Don't disrespect Beatrice.