Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

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Sebias of Redwall

#390
April 23, 2019, 10:43:39 PM
Again?! Fine! *As @The Skarzs sits on me I grab a spike and point it upwards*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#391
April 23, 2019, 11:02:41 PM
. . . You guys think I SIT on you to squish you? O_______o

*Drop kicks Sebias into the sun.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

#392
April 23, 2019, 11:22:21 PM
*Using magical powers I JUST manage to stop before hitting the sun, using my staff, I channel the sun's heat to one section of the Earth's surface, right on @The Skarzs *
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#393
April 24, 2019, 12:22:51 AM
This topic isn't about finding a way to not die. It is finding creative ways of killing the previous poster.

*Stabs the previous poster with a poster of a knife.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

#394
April 24, 2019, 12:33:07 AM
*Chucks Skarzs into a lava pit*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#395
April 24, 2019, 03:51:04 AM
Well according to some sources I have a sitting fetish (whatever that is).
Hmm... As fun as squishing Sebias is...
*Send Seb through a noodle maker*
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Sebias of Redwall

#396
April 24, 2019, 03:54:41 AM
*Has Grey name a character after SJW and she comes and strangles Grey in his sleep*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#397
April 24, 2019, 04:01:29 AM
Didn't she accuse me of that already XD?
*Force myself into Sebias' mind to haunt his dreams*
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Sebias of Redwall

#398
April 24, 2019, 04:05:18 AM
*Force Grey to destroy all of his fanfics and watches as he dies of sorrow*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#399
April 24, 2019, 04:08:10 AM
*Frame Sebias for the murder of Firestar the Warrior and watch as even his family turn against him*
Or is using forbidden knowledge illegal?
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Sebias of Redwall

#400
April 24, 2019, 04:10:55 AM
It is forbidden!!!  :)

* Forces Grey on a farm until he dies of tiredness*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#401
April 24, 2019, 04:12:57 AM
...so my life?
*Force-feed Sebias milk until he explodes/dies of obesity*
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Sebias of Redwall

#402
April 24, 2019, 03:03:12 PM
*Hooks Grey onto a jet as it takes off*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#403
April 24, 2019, 07:02:59 PM
*Throws Seb into a jet engine*
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Sebias of Redwall

#404
April 24, 2019, 07:15:15 PM
*Pushes Grey out of a jet as its flying*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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