Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Keva Strongbow]

*Push Sebias under a oak tree as it's falling!*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Crash jet into Keva*

[Sebias of Redwall]

What is up with us and jets all of a sudden. 
Welcome to the Forum, Keva Strongbow! 

*Swaps a jet wheel with Grey as it lands*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fine, no jets.
Use the rotors of a helicopter to behead Seb*
Yeah, hi Keva, don't worry we',re not really violent XD

[Sebias of Redwall]

Well...not all the time at least.

*Blows off Grey's head with a shotgun*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Totally not violent!
*Stabs Sebias' face with an axe*

[Keva Strongbow]

Hahaha! Oh yeah not violent at all º-)l : *Hit Grey on the head with a massive frying pan*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Cook Keva in a giant frying pan*

[Keva Strongbow]

Haha! *Hand Grey over to cannibals on a platter with an apple in his mouth*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pushes Keva under a massive falling stone*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Tie Sebias to Keva*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Put Grey in a pit with a lion*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Throws Keva in with Grey*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Throw the lion at Seb*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Push Grey off a cliff*