Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Ties a large rock to Wites and pushes her into a lava pit.

[The Witessss]

*hires Seb as the Walmart Black Friday door opener and he gets trampled flat by bargain hunters*

[Sebias of Redwall]

shoots Wites with my crossbow.

[The Witessss]

*impales Seb with a letter opener*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Slices Wites open with a rusty cutlass*

[The Witessss]

*drowns Seb in a vat of chocolate syrup.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Drowns Wites in a lake of ketchup.*

[The Witessss]

*fills two syringes with mustard up Seb's nose and lets his brains turn to mush!!*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*pushes Wites into quicksand.*

[The Witessss]

*hires a mercenary to hunt down and kill Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*hangs Wites in the game hangman II*

[The Witessss]

*feeds Seb to the mice*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Feeds Wites to the slugs*

[The Witessss]

*feeds Seb to man-eating flowers*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Ties Wites to a thousand baloons and she starves to death because no one can get her out of the sky.