Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Sebias of Redwall]

how can you make me get cancer?

by making you eat a ton of junk food. 

*using my masterful training skills, i train the bunnies to eat Wites instead of me.*

[The Witessss]

*re-retrain the bunnies  to eat Seb and program their minds to ONLY attack Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

trains a pack of lions to rip Wites to shreds. (and whenever i train something it stays trained in my favor)

[The Witessss]

*trains a pack of ligers to rip Seb to shreds (that stands for me, too)*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*trains a pack of ligers to rip Seb to shreds (that stands for me, too)*

*mutters darkly* copy cat.

[The Witessss]

it's...different... (ish)

*shoves my cousin's feet in Seb's face and the fumes kill him*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*sprays my sisters' hairspray up your nose and watches as you choke on the smell (not fumes )*

[The Witessss]

*sends thugs to beat Seb up in some dark alley and coincidentally he never leaves, alive.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sends Ninjas after Wites with orders to give her a long and painful death. which they succeed at doing.*

[The Witessss]

*puts Seb on the same plane as some Japanese comacasi (spelling?)*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gives Wites to a terrorist gang for target practicing.*

[The Witessss]

didn't I already use you for target practice??

i'm looking around my room for inspiration.. Our Lady statue.. Lamp.. Puppet... Sewing Machine... I GOT IT!! Stiffed Animal! no, that will never work..

*bashes Seb's head in with a book*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Um... *Quick glance around the room* Aha, *Stabs Wites in the eye with a pen.*

[The Witessss]

does that kill me or just bling me?

*makes a noose out of my stuffed animal's tail and place Seb's neck in it*

I guess it did work after all. 

[Sebias of Redwall]

does that kill me or just bling me?

Bling??

Uses our radio box to smash Wites on the head. (Until she dies)