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Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, March 21, 2018, 04:03:59 PM

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The Witessss

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Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

who says I eat salad?

*sends gummybears to maul Seb*
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Sebias of Redwall

*trains the gummy bears and makes them eat Wites instead*  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

*uses a flame-thrower to melt the gummybears and pours the molten hot sugar on Seb then eats him*
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Sebias of Redwall

YOU ATE ME! (yuck) THAT'S IT! *Throws Wites in front of a cement roller.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 01, 2019, 05:43:24 PM
Drives over Wites with a cement truck.
didn't you already do that?
sends Seb to the isle of the Sirens and leaves him for dead. Bbababbwbabwbabbwabbwb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sebias of Redwall

It was a cement roller not a truck (big difference)

*Stones Wites to death with cobble stones.*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

*sets free a black widow spider in Seb's hair while he sleeps on, unaware for the moment*
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Sebias of Redwall

*Trains a dragon to torch Wites until she's a pile of ashes.*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

retrains the dragon to turn Seb into ashes instead.

man, we just did the same thing except last time was gummybears.  :laugh:
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Sebias of Redwall

hmm................................Throws Wites in front of a herd of thundering rhinos.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

we are invincible.

*makes Seb get an artificial tan too many times and he dies* (yes, that is a real thing.)
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Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

how can you make me get cancer?

feeds Seb to the VICIOUS fluffy little bunnies.
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