Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Booklover]

I thought you were a wildcat? *locks Lass in a large tank completely full of water, and waits until she drowns* No hard feelings, eh?

[lass of something much]

I'm a shapeshifter *shapeshifts in to a shark*no hard feelings
*eats booklover*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Crushes Lass with Mjornir, then proceeds to drop her remains in a volcano*   

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No hard feelings?

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[lass of something much]

yup.*jabs seb killing him painlessly* sorry. no hard feelings?

[Kade Rivok]

*Gives Lass the best foot massage she's ever had.  It's so good that she pass away due to sheer bliss.*

*Gives Sebias the best back massage he's ever had.  It's so nice, he passes away due to sheer bliss.*

*Uses one of these things...*

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*...on Teer's head and she passes away from happiness and head tingles.*

It's not like I'm just doing the same thing over and over again because I find it funny, I swear.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Sits back and waits for Kade to die of old age*

[lass of something much]

*feeds jarky so much food that her tummy explodes* I must go to bed now good night

[Booklover]

If you're a shapeshifter, why don't you shapeshift into a bowl of petunias or a sperm whale (it's page 42, ok)? *flicks the switch on the improbability thing, turning Lass into a sperm whale, then ejects her out of a spaceship, making sure no other people/aliens who have the improbability things can pick her up within 30 seconds*

[lass of something much]

  *dies*well... that just happined....okay....*intoxicates booklover with my smelly socks *

[Booklover]

*gives Lass some powder which doesn't smell of anything, and forces her to eat it* Oh, by the way, that's iocane powder. Prepare to die.

[lass of something much]

okay *Prepares to die*"mum I need you to feed my baby cockatiel for me. okay I'm Prepared to die now" buy, this is along time!
*sits down onely to findout that I Crushed booklover*ewww now I have mashed booklover on me!!!.

[Booklover]

*mashes Lass up like a bananana (Nanny Ogg knows how to start spelling banana, but she doesn't know how to stop)* Mash banana, mash mash banana.

[lass of something much]

Mash booklover, mash mash booklover. *drowns booky in october ale*

[Booklover]

Banananas of the world unite! *cuts Lassie's tongue out, then makes her go diving seven times, drowning her on the last time*

[lass of something much]

I still have my tongue. *can't think of enny creative wase to kill booky so just kills her*