Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[lass of something much]

*Makes Jarky read the poetry herself til she dies*

[Verdauga]

*from a hidden location*

Nuff said.....

Actually, his eye is not near enough to the scope to see out of it.

[Scott McLamok]

Actually your supposed to look through a scope from a distance....What do they teach kids these days....

[lass of something much]

How to stab other kids! See! *stabs Chip*

[Booklover]

*forces Lass to listen to Vogon poetry, then dumps her out into outer space without a spacesuit, and waits 30 seconds to make sure she isn't picked up by a random spaceship*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Stabs Bookie*

[lass of something much]

*wraps Seb in an acid blanket*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Hugs Lass, while still wrapped in the acid blanket*

[Booklover]

*throws a rock at Seb... which misses (as intended), then forces iocane powder down his throat*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Chokes Bookie*

[Booklover]

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Booklover]

A really civilised conversation... which they ruin by using swords.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Summons the Eye of Sauron to burn up Bookie

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Drops a ton of bricks on Rubba*