Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*shoves chicken bones up Seb's throat*

[Verdauga]

Actually your supposed to look through a scope from a distance....What do they teach kids these days....

that is most likely a 4×15mm scope. The eye relief on those is virtually nonexistent. Meaning one's eye must be at most an inch and a half (37mm) away from the scope to even see out of it.

I have rifles with these scopes.

[lass of something much]

Awww, I don't wanna kill Verdie...
*drowns Verdie a cornflakes*

[Verdauga]

*Digs my way out.*

I tried eating, but it's corn flakes. ugh

*Leaves behind an eerily cute ragdoll. It has a bittersweet smile.*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*turns the doll into a rub controlled snappy*

[Verdauga]

*The doll resists tranfiguration.*

*You realize you are supposed to kill the doll.*

[Captain Wortshire]

*walks in and coolly slits the previous poster's throat*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*sprays 101 bullets into Wortshire* It's Yassen Time!

[Captain Wortshire]

Eats Superspicy Curry and uses fire breath to burn Rubbadub to a crisp.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*becomes a crisp* *wiggles into worty's ear, and into his brain, messing it up *

[lass of something much]

Hmm...*throughs sharpened fork at Rub*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*spears lass*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Feeds Rub to the dogs* 

[Captain Wortshire]

Sorry bud for what I'm about to do...



*shoots Seb in the forehead*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*pummels Worty to death with gauntlets, the puts him on a burning stake*(ouch... )