Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Put Tungro through a noodle-maker*

[Tungro]

*Shoves Grey into a meat grinder and makes him into a meat pie*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Puts the Strangler in my meat pie and feeds it to Tungro*

[The Witessss]

sends Seb through a pasta noodle machine.

*Put Tungro through a noodle-maker*

*teleports you into a tyrannosaurus den*

[The Grey Coincidence]

You're accusing me of copying a post from six days ago? Do you really think I remember all the ways we've murdered each other by now?

*Drowns Witess under a heap of cow dung*
Yup, I went there. Fight me.

[The Witessss]

with pleasure.

*feeds Grey slowly and painfully sewing needles*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Crush Witess skull with bare hands*

[The Witessss]

*sends Grey hang gliding with a sabotaged glider off a 10000000000000 ft high mountain*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Teleport back in time and throw Witess into a colliseum*

[Tungro]

*Tosses Grey into the maelstrom*

[The Witessss]

*strands Tungy on an island 3" by 4" with nothing on/in/near it besides sand in the middle of the ocean*

[Tungro]

*Locks Wite out of the cellars so she dies of boredom*

[The Witessss]

dude, I have 7 sibling, 4 dogs and many cousins and not to forget books. when will I ever die of boredom?

*shoves Tungy of a skyscraper*

[Tungro]

*shoves Tungy of a skyscraper*

Not sure is I was "of a skyscraper" would hurt me but...
Shoves Wite 'off' a 30story building

[The Witessss]

of, off, you know what I mean!

*hires the invisible man to kill Tungy*