On Trial

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Brig.

[Booklover]

Jukka's a robot so why can't Russa be a table? Don't worry, Russa, we accept everyone here, no matter what furniture they are.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Jukka's a robot so why can't Russa be a table? Don't worry, Russa, we accept everyone here, no matter what furniture they are.

*Vaz gettin' a barrel o' acid fer meltin' Jukka*

Vot did ye zay?

[Booklover]

I said that melting people (or robots, or tables) is a bad idea, don't do it.

[Kade Rivok]

Jukka's a robot so why can't Russa be a table? Don't worry, Russa, we accept everyone here, no matter what furniture they are.

This is no time for French, BL.  Russa is under suspicion of being involved with tables.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

I said that melting people (or robots, or tables) is a bad idea, don't do it.

Ah agree viz ze people part. *Tipz ze barrel o' acid o'er on it'z target*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I said that melting people (or robots, or tables) is a bad idea, don't do it.

I disagree.

[Booklover]

Jukka's a robot so why can't Russa be a table? Don't worry, Russa, we accept everyone here, no matter what furniture they are.

This is no time for French, BL.  Russa is under suspicion of being involved with tables.

Mais il y a temps pour le français. Russa est une table (et nous l'acceptons pour cela).

(Brought to you by my terrible French. (With some assistance from Google Translate.))

[Kade Rivok]

What did I just say

[Booklover]

Je ne sais pas.

[Kade Rivok]

Yes you do.

[Booklover]

Non, je ne sais pas.

[Kade Rivok]

-_-

[Booklover]

Ah, emojis, the universal language! (Except for people less familiar with computers).

🅰️, 😀😃😄 🗺️ 🗣️. (❌ 🧒 😕 🖥️).

(That probably won't show up, but oh well.)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

It alvayz irritatez me vhen people uze ze term 'univerzal', zat iz, vhen zey uze it tae refer tae ze entire planet Earth- 'Univerzal' impliez zummat bein' common troughoot ze entire Univerze. 'ave zeze people even been off zeir ovn vorld und checked vhether zaid zummat 'iz actually common acrozz ze Univerze...?! Ach...

Viz regardz tae languagez, Ah 'ad tae pozt ziz (from Fullmetal Alchemizt: Brotherhood):