On Trial

[Booklover]

Wouldn't even apply to the whole of planet Earth, in the vast majority of cases.

Just use a Babel fish if you're travelling around the universe.

[Russa Nodrey]

She's too safe...She lacks sanity entirely...

Aww! Thanks, Lass!

No no no, Russa is the one on trial right now, and she certainly doesn't have anything to do with tables.
...
*Looks suspiciously at Russa.*  Riiiiight?

What? No, no, no. Definitely not. I absolutely do not run a table laundering ring and I also definitely do not smuggle illicit tables. I would never do that.

[Kade Rivok]

*Rolls an insight check.*  Yeah, see?  Russa said it herself and I totally believe her.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze onionz dinnae, und zhake zeir non-exiztent 'eadz*

[Russa Nodrey]

Please believe me, onions.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze onionz get chopped up tae gae in a zalad, zae ze point zuddenly becomez moot*

[Kade Rivok]

Life is so cruel.

Did they perchance get chopped up on... a table?

[lass of something much]

*Suspenseful music*

[Booklover]

*cries*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Life is so cruel.

Did they perchance get chopped up on... a table?

*Checkz* Aye, zey did. along viz zome leekz.

[Kade Rivok]

*Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN*

[Russa Nodrey]

I had absolutely nothing to do with it!

[Kade Rivok]

I'm beginning to sense something suspicious....

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*A lime decoidez tae travel fazter zan ze zpeed o' loight, breakin' a certain lav*

[WorshipTiria]

*The lime then collides with a speck of dust in the air and disintegrates*