Skarzie's (Skarzs + Rosie) Wedding

[Delthion]

Come one! Come all! For this joyous occasion is once again upon us! Yet another of Rosie's marriages! Which will end, most likely, in homicide! But by way of popular demand, this is the newest wedding to grace these boards!

[The Skarzs]

*Ties a noose.*

[Delthion]

* Delthion turns noose into a delightful bouquet.

[The Skarzs]

This noose is for you. I'm going to start an angry lynch mob.

[321tumbler]

And where are you going to get the rest of your angry lynch mob?

[The Skarzs]

Paid actors.

[Cornflower MM]

*Cackles* Where's my popcorn?

[Delthion]

Growing. Then we'll need to pop the corn. It might take a while.

[The Skarzs]

*Cackles* Where's my popcorn?

And you think I'M sadistic.

[Ashleg]

I'll join your angry lynch mob. That's my wife he's trying to marry to you, after all.

[The Skarzs]

Good. Ashie Legwater forever.

[Ashleg]

Ashie Legwater provides h y d r a t i o n.

[Maudie]

@Rosie Willowwater

SPEAK

[Lady Amber]

Legwater sounds like gross bathwater that you scrub your dirty leg with.

[Ashleg]

Legwater is water that is harvested fresh from the leg.

You could scrub your dirty leg with it, but it is meant for hydration.