The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[shisteer of nothing much]

I dunno, doing so has saved my hide a couple times 

Literally. I suppose I can probably restrain myself from eating whatever treasure you find. (unless it's really delicious)

[Kade Rivok]

I dunno, doing so has saved my hide a couple times 

Literally. I suppose I can probably restrain myself from eating whatever treasure you find. (unless it's really delicious)

Just remember, your toe-tickles are on the line!  Now let's try this again....

*Walks forward through the tunnel and sees a faint light ahead.  Eventually the tunnel opens up into a huge chamber and he sees where the light is coming from.  A city of gold sits in the chamber, waiting to be explored.*

[Verdauga]

*Enters the cavern, grabs some very large gemstones and gold nuggets, and proceeds through the city.*

[The Skarzs]

*Eats some fancy gems.* Taste like candy.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Marvels at the beauty of the underground cavern* I think I'll call it.... *Plants flag on the ground* Sebland: place of the golden food. Sound good?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*bites lip and shifts from one foot to the other* Can I just nibble a tiny little bit of it?

[Kade Rivok]

*Raises an eyebrow.*  Why are you so intent on eating the gold?  Can't you eat, I dunno, Verdauga or some other beast?

[Verdauga]

*Raises an eyebrow.*  Why are you so intent on eating the gold?  Can't you eat, I dunno, Kade or some other beast?

Lemme fix that for ya.

[The Skarzs]

Can I eat Kade?

[Kade Rivok]

I mean, I'd rather you didn't.  Besides, I wouldn't be able to lead you to these gold cities if you did.  Besides besides, since when do you eat people?

[Verdauga]

I'd advise against it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Can I eat Kade?

Sure! I'd give you a stomach ache if you ate me, so Kade's a much better choice. 

[The Skarzs]

I mean, I'd rather you didn't.  Besides, I wouldn't be able to lead you to these gold cities if you did.  Besides besides, since when do you eat people?

Since forever.

[Verdauga]

*Holds up Thomasbane*
How about this: no one goes cannibalistic. You might get~cut up~about it 

[Booklover]

You support the cannibal ducks. And yet you don't want cannibals?