The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is moaning softly*

[lass of something much]

Tut! it's another atack!

[The Skarzs]

*is moaning softly*

Stop.

[lass of something much]

*shreeks*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the party arrive in a huge cavern with slightly charred pictures on the walls*
We're here. Now, I wonder where my cousin is. *baby dragon runs out and begins setting fire to guests*
Mary, stop that this instant! These are my friends.

Dey thtill be fwendth wen dey burned.

[The Skarzs]

Your fire is too oily. You need to add more oxygen to make it really useful, young fire lizard.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is not on fire because scratched Mary's nose when she came near, thus scaring her away*

[lass of something much]

*shapeshifts* don't be mean to poor little dragons!

[Kade Rivok]

Because he would Doge them because he refuses to play along with anything.

Says the impervious rock troll

Hey, have I dodged anything you guys have done to me in your BWAS?

I said impervious.  You don't need to dodge anything, really.  And I don't dodge everything either, just the stuff that needs dodging. 

*is moaning softly*

What's this about now?

*the party arrive in a huge cavern with slightly charred pictures on the walls*
We're here. Now, I wonder where my cousin is. *baby dragon runs out and begins setting fire to guests*
Mary, stop that this instant! These are my friends.

Dey thtill be fwendth wen dey burned.

*Begins playing with the baby dragon.*  Awwww, she's so cute!

[Verdauga]

lord help the poor beasts who gets that done to them...

It is rather depressing, but y'just gotta learn to bounce back, y'know?

*Is on fire, looking for the nearest extinguisher.*

[The Skarzs]

Stop drop and roll, unless you want us to spit on you.

[Verdauga]

*Uses extinguisher on self.*

*It isn't very effective...*

[Kade Rivok]

*Is still playing with the baby dragon and so doesn't notice Verdauga's plight.*

[lass of something much]

*shapeshifts into a cold drake, then skwerts water at Verdie*

[Verdauga]

PshhhhhpshTHAT'S ENOUGH!

Thanks, Lass. Now I'm gonna see about unburnt clothes.