Why is grass green and why are garden gnomes evil?

[Kreg]

Tell me why they are like that cus i am like really confused....

[Ouroboros]

wHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW MAGENTA GRASS/

tHAT"S RIGHT> nEVER> dON"T ARGUE>

i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN BY 'WHY ARE GARDEN GNOMES EVIL/"< AS THIS SUGGESTS GARDEN GNOMES ARE SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE TRUE MASTERS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM< WHICH EVERYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND OBVIOUSLY KNOWS TO BE THE CASE>

[Tungro]

Grass is green because it absorbs all the colors of the spectrum but reflects green. {not sure why, it just does}
Garden gnomes are evil because they look creepy

[Kreg]

ohhh okay much thank

[DanielofRedwall]

Here is a hint: the answers to your questions are linked in ways you could not possibly imagine.

[321tumbler]

Down with the green grass! Up with the Garden Gnomes!

[Cornflower MM]

THE GARDEN GNOOOOOOOMES!!!!!

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

*Sneaks into topic leaves link https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AwrJ6yzxlqJcWlcAJnxXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEyYWZhaWNiBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjY4ODFfMQRzZWMDc3I-?qid=20080527114653AAzz97L flees from the wrath of the gnomes*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ze zky iz blue zae God kenz vhere tae ztop cuttin' ze grazz. (Me Dad'z joke...) Ze zae caved 'Garden Knomez' are falsch depictionz o' an entirely different type o' creature- vone zat daeznae look loike Fazer Christmas. (Harry Potter reference...)

EDIT: Ach, put ze vrong zin' zere fer ze joke. Ze grazz iz green becauze bronze vaz unavailable at ze toime. *Correctz ze joke*

[The Skarzs]

Found this.

GRAZZ IZ GREEN!!!

[Kreg]

Garden gnomes are taking over my house please help

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Dinnae let zem near ze zprinkler...Or ze zhovelz...

[Russa Nodrey]

Burn them with fire!