Insane random battle in which we can godmod, but only in coming up with bizarre

[Delthion]

ways to get out of situations.

As a more chaotic counterpart to the fight conceived by Master Kreg, (and for my feasting) I decided to start this fight.

Rules:

None except for no saying "Oh no you didn't! That was only a clone/hallucination/I blocked it" kind of stuff.
Your most frequent method of fighting fellow forumers is preferred, however you may develop new styles for this battle.

Let the games begin!

[The Grey Coincidence]

So I can do anything right? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Starts with lightning zap of 54000000000 volts of DC*

[The Skarzs]

The topic for chaotic neutrals.

[Delthion]

Of course you can Grey!

* Delthion eats Grey.

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Becomes indigestible so I get out alive... One way or another... Then as revenge I drop a Tom and Jerry anvil upon you-  after increasing it's mass and damage by 72% (coz I gotta keep this balanced)

[Kreg]

*Summons invincible force field and summons 200 bear to eat Delthion*

(coz I gotta keep this balanced)

oohh that's not going to happen

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Sets fire inside of Kreg's invincinble forcefield so that he can't escape*

[Kreg]

*Summons water*

[Ouroboros]

Have fun drowning. 

[Kreg]

it is not that much water...

[Delthion]

*Kreg Drowns*

* Delthion eats all of the bears that ate me. Then grabs a large wooden mallet and pulverizes Grey.

[Kreg]

Wait why do i drown it was like just water in a cup

*Delthion drowns*

[Ouroboros]

Okay, fine. You don't drown. Instead, when the water hits the fire, it produces steam, which cannot escape the force field. In trying to save yourself from burning you have unknowingly steam broiled yourself to death.

[The Skarzs]

Crispy.

[Kreg]

Wait you can say what I do??

In trying to save yourself from burning