Fortunate and Unfortunate

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, I fixed it.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately it was now blunt

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, I sharpened it, and it can now cut through metal without much effort.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately metal was the only thing it could cut.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, grey was wrong.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Unfortunately, that meant that the sword also would cut One-Eye's hands...

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, the sword had a grip.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately it always cut One-Eye's paws

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Unfortunately, hrey was wrong.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fortunately, Skarzles took all of the swords and hid them 

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Unfortunately, I stole them back.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fortunately, Skarzs had blunted them so One-Eye couldn't kill anyone. (Well...not easily at least) 

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, I am quite strong when in bloodwrath, so killing people came pretty easily.

[Jack the Quick]

Unfortunately, One-eye tripped and fell.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fortunately, Jack the Quick helped him up.