Fortunate and Unfortunate

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Verdauga

#915
November 14, 2020, 03:22:01 PM
Fortunately, a very certain person got tired of this predicament and teleported everyone to terra firma.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

WorshipTiria

#916
November 14, 2020, 05:26:45 PM
Unfortunatly, you teleported them into an active volcano
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ebantu the Kararehe

#917
November 16, 2020, 04:47:32 AM
Fortunately, the volcano stopped being active for fear of displeasing a certain manly otterbadger. (This also happened.)
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

WorshipTiria

#918
November 16, 2020, 04:50:25 AM
Unfortunatly, the locals are flesh-eaters.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Jarky Thistlebrush

#919
November 16, 2020, 04:54:33 AM
Fortunately, they only eat cow flesh.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

WorshipTiria

#920
November 16, 2020, 04:57:30 AM
Unfortunatly, the cows revolt.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ally046

#921
June 16, 2021, 04:55:58 PM
Fortunately, the cows succeed

Booklover

#922
June 16, 2021, 09:51:58 PM
Unfortunately, the pigs revolt. Animal Farm, anyone?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Ally046

#923
June 16, 2021, 10:33:38 PM
Fortunately, the pigs are helped by the grasshoppers

WorshipTiria

#924
June 16, 2021, 11:24:53 PM
Unfortunately, the grass hopper are treasonous.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ally046

#925
June 17, 2021, 08:28:43 AM
Fortunately, this makes no difference, as they are participating in a treasonous activity at the moment.

WorshipTiria

#926
June 17, 2021, 06:01:03 PM
Unfortunately, a Static mage comes and turns the grasshoppers on eachother.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ally046

#927
June 18, 2021, 07:15:36 AM
Fortunately, while attacking each other, they only damage back legs.  Thusly, there was little death.

WorshipTiria

#928
June 18, 2021, 11:36:35 PM
Unfortunately, the static mage turns to you.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ally046

#929
June 19, 2021, 06:54:23 AM
Fortunately, he brings good news.
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