Fortunate and Unfortunate

[WorshipTiria]

Unfortunatly, that floof catches fire and when trying to put it out you roll a one.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Fortunately, the floof is fire-proof. (No seriously, it is. Ask Kade.)

[WorshipTiria]

Unfortunatly, Seb comes back from the dead and attacks because would you be angry if your party turns you into an umbrella?

[Kade Rivok]

Fortunately, he's still in the shape of an umbrella, so there isn't much he can do. (Yah, my fur is fireproof )

[WorshipTiria]

*heavy breathing intensifies*

Unfortunatly, the Panzer mech of the lake attacks and fire 85 shells at you.

[Kade Rivok]

At me specifically?  Goodness!    Fortunately, I'm the only one that gets shelled, so everyone else is fine.

[WorshipTiria]

Unfortunatly, the Panzer Mech is tired and sad and collapses on everybeast.

[Verdauga]

Fortunately, it was in the lake, and we were on the island, so it just sunk.

[WorshipTiria]

Unfortunatly, the wave that it causes sinks the island.

[Scott McLamok]

Fortunately, the island was floating in the air causing the wave to pass harmlessly beneath it.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Unfortunately, a strong gust of wind knocked the island out of the air.

[WorshipTiria]

fortunately ( finally ) the island is held by a helpful crew of wren.

[Scott McLamok]

Unfortunately, the wren got heart attacks and plummeted into the lake.....

[WorshipTiria]

Fortunatly, there was many wren. ( wren as in plural of wren )

[Scott McLamok]

Unfortunately, each wren tried swallowing a whole tuna and all choked mid flight.