The Marriage of Wilussa! (Skully+Russa)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Rips off seb's arms and beats him with them* oh. Cool

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Kicks One-Eye's booty*

[Tungro]

@Russa Nodrey

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Kicks One-Eye's booty*

*Heals the booty with the sweat symphony of the Force*

[The Skarzs]

What the krap is a sweat symphony and why does it make me want to barf?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I think he ment sweet symphony...

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Continues beating up One-Eye*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*grabs grey and hives him the hulk smash treatment* DIE, SPACESHIP!!!
*starts stabbing grey while laughing maniacally* HAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Crushes One-Eye like a bug*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Picks up the ferret* You are small. *dunks in coffee*
Also, we need a cake. Let's eat tungro!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Nah, Tungro's already the cake in MathLuk's wedding (along with MathLuk himself...) so I think *you* should be the cake.
Now gemme out of this coffee!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Ok. puts grey down*
Howabout... HIAG!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Hmmm... But we'd have to go to another galaxy to get his head... I think you're a good choice.
*Turns on the oven*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*creates a new, identical body* here. Have this. *gives grey the old body*

[The Grey Coincidence]

B-but it's a fake! *Puts it in fire* We need the real you.