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Sebias of Redwall

#720
August 31, 2019, 04:15:06 PM
Anyone wanna sway me with bribes first? Grey's in the lead since he reviews every chapter in TGW so far :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#721
August 31, 2019, 06:04:00 PM
Guys! As of now, Jarky is an RRR.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#722
August 31, 2019, 07:13:13 PM
We can still execute her... think about thomas.. He wanted to read The Grey Warlord Seb... but... he never got the chance because somebeast *glares at Jarky* wanted to dissect him.
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Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#723
August 31, 2019, 11:51:13 PM
HE WAS DEAD ALREADY!
Oh and if you execute me, I won't be able to update my new fanfiction.  >:D
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#724
September 01, 2019, 05:20:06 AM
Yes you can. It's a *Forum" execution, not a fanfic one.
*Pats Jarky on the back.*
Everyone in this room has already died multiple times but it never stopped us y'know.


And the guilty must suffer! It is possible though that we lighten your sentence and choose to humiliate you in some form. Would this be preferred?
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#725
September 01, 2019, 08:00:12 AM
NO. Humiliation is WORSE THAN DEEEAAAAATH!!!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#726
September 01, 2019, 03:12:43 PM
Humiliation it is.. I already have... a few ideas...
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

One-Eye the wildcat

#727
September 01, 2019, 06:12:49 PM
Kill her
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#728
September 01, 2019, 09:04:50 PM
You just said shes a RRR we cant kill her. So we shall humiliate her... by making her hmmm... foot massages?
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#729
September 01, 2019, 09:56:10 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Skarzs

#730
September 02, 2019, 12:10:25 AM
Just pretend to enjoy it so they'll switch it to something else.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

The Grey Coincidence

#731
September 02, 2019, 05:18:51 AM
Foot massages doesn't sound like a bad idea. But I have to wait for Seb to get back and sentence you.
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Sebias of Redwall

#732
September 07, 2019, 06:04:16 PM
Hmm... *Finishes scrolling up* Let's see... There are some very good points being made here. *Scuffles files* *Leans back on chair* I like this foot massage idea. So if Jarky wishes to give everyone massages and say that's she's sorry, I declare her innocent! *Bangs hammer*


@Jarky Thistlebrush
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#733
September 07, 2019, 10:32:06 PM
. . . Interesting.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Verdauga

#734
September 07, 2019, 11:28:58 PM
*Walks in wearing three-piece suit and top hat*
Who is this hare's legal representation? If she has none, this trial is therefore unjust!
Um, your ruling is practically bribery. Soooo... charges of corruption, maybe?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?
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