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Russa Nodrey

#705
August 29, 2019, 06:16:18 PM
*Enters through a window* Hello, I'm here with the proof. *Opens my briefcase and pulls out a stack of papers* I have here a death certificate belonging to Thomas J Gerbil, as well as an affidavit from his parents stating that they would like their unfortunate son's body to be donated to the school and used for scientific study.
Freddy

Keva Strongbow

#706
August 29, 2019, 07:17:50 PM
*Looks at Sebias to see if all the papers are in order*
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#707
August 29, 2019, 07:22:50 PM
Hmm... *Strokes chin* Anything further that anyone wants to say before the jury and I make the decision?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#708
August 29, 2019, 08:10:19 PM
So?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#709
August 29, 2019, 09:28:02 PM
I AM NOT GUILTY!!!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#710
August 29, 2019, 09:40:52 PM
No honest citizen enters through a window.
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#711
August 29, 2019, 09:44:25 PM
The door was locked.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#712
August 29, 2019, 09:49:16 PM
*Turns to Sebias*
Did you lock the door?
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Sebias of Redwall

#713
August 29, 2019, 10:40:26 PM
Um...Maybe?  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#714
August 30, 2019, 07:03:37 AM
SEE?!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#715
August 30, 2019, 11:06:47 PM
Hmm... *Bangs hammer* My final judgment shall be - ...
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#716
August 30, 2019, 11:16:42 PM
THAT I AM INNOCENT!!!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#717
August 30, 2019, 11:19:06 PM
*Pauses to scratch chin* Where was I? Oh yes! The verdict is - ...
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#718
August 30, 2019, 11:21:29 PM
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#719
August 31, 2019, 01:58:37 PM
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
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