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The Skarzs

#675
August 17, 2019, 09:01:01 PM
Oh my.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#676
August 18, 2019, 12:07:38 AM
Well, lighten up ole' chaps! It was all for the blinkin' sake o' learnin', wot wot!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#677
August 18, 2019, 12:12:50 AM
I proclaim him guilty!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#678
August 18, 2019, 12:19:28 AM
Well, I wasn't th' only flippin' one! Take a bloomin' look at this:

Alright, children, after that filling lunch I think we're ready to start our math lesson! :D

Problem 1: Erma has 3 pepper plants, 6 hay bales, 17 barrels of plasma, 4 glockenspiels, and 3 gerbils. Gordon has 46 bags of cotton candy, 7 unicycles, 3 barrels of plasma, 6.5 gerbils. Erma trades 2 pepper plants, 2 hay bales, and 1 glockenspiel to Gordon for 25 bags of cotton candy, 2 unicycles, 1 barrel of plasma, and 4 gerbils. Sandra has a cold and 3 sticks of butter. Gordon and Erma each give Sandra 1.5 gerbils, 1 hay bale, and 4 bags of cotton candy. Randy steals everyone's cotton candy and moves to Wales. How many pepper plants, hay bales, barrels of plasma, glockenspiels, gerbils, bags of cotton candy, and unicycles, does Erma have?

If you proclaim me guilty, then Gordon and Erma should be too, wot wot!

(Oh, and it's blinkin' her, One-Eye).
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#679
August 25, 2019, 07:30:22 PM
Hmm...interesting... *Huffs and looks important* Well...we shall find out what to do with Gordon and Erma at a later date. For now, let's finish this up. I'll go make a poll for the jury.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#680
August 25, 2019, 10:13:37 PM
*Shouts after Sebias* Hey! But I'm flippin' innocent!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#681
August 25, 2019, 10:54:26 PM
But the votes are 3 to 1 my dear. And let's not say who the defending vote was...  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#682
August 25, 2019, 11:01:38 PM
It was jarky.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#683
August 26, 2019, 02:01:51 AM
What the accused's last defense?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#684
August 26, 2019, 08:41:24 AM
RUSSA SAID WE COULD, OLE' THING!!!
@Russa Nodrey
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#685
August 26, 2019, 04:00:43 PM
Murder is punishable by death! Prepare the gallows!!!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

#686
August 26, 2019, 11:30:48 PM
Objection, your honor! I have solid proof that Thomas J Gerbil died of natural causes three days before Jarky sliced him in half with a cleaver and that his family donated his body to the school so the students could study it.
Freddy

Jarky Thistlebrush

#687
August 26, 2019, 11:32:27 PM
HA! Told y' so!!!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#688
August 27, 2019, 12:00:42 AM
Lies.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#689
August 27, 2019, 05:56:04 AM
Can you show us this proof? And prove that it was not fabricated?
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