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Sebias' Court House

Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 29, 2019, 05:55:57 PM

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One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jarky Thistlebrush

Besides, @Russa Nodrey cut his tail off. When he was flippin' dead.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

Well, the votes don't lie! Sebias is the judge, The voters are the jury, And I *picks up ax* am the executioner...
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Tungro


Sebias of Redwall

#694
Quote from: Tungro on August 28, 2019, 12:56:00 AM
Look again kitty
The votes don't really matter since I can over-rule them anyway.  ::)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 26, 2019, 11:30:48 PM
Objection, your honor! I have solid proof that Thomas J Gerbil died of natural causes three days before Jarky sliced him in half with a cleaver and that his family donated his body to the school so the students could study it.
Interesting... Like Grey said, can you please bring proof? @Russa Nodrey?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

*Finishes reading the case* Yes! Bring the evidence!
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

One-Eye the wildcat

I do believe Jarky spoke true about one thing: Russa is guilty too.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

Because y'know... you need proof. Lying in court is a serious offense.
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Keva Strongbow

Hmm...suspicious...Has Russa left town? :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


MathLuk

By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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One-Eye the wildcat

What say you, Mathluk? Is Jarky a murderer, or no?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


The Grey Coincidence

Russa does not seem to be present...
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

@Russa Nodrey She speaks the truth! Last I heard, she had gone to the country to find Thomas's family to testify for me!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this: