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Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 29, 2019, 05:55:57 PM

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I don't understand what is so difficult to understand.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

Quote from: Booklover on April 13, 2020, 11:05:18 PM
Such as GvsG and CAHAPBAMP? Remind Lass to quickly look at those.
*looks down shape faced* sorry, Bookie...
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Booklover

Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

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Sebias of Redwall

Ahem. Welcome back, Ladies and Gentlebeasts. Is there anything that you wish to bring up while I'm here?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

well, er, Teer killed me..
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Sebias of Redwall

Hmm. Sounds serious. *Shuffles papers* Where is this "Teer" person currently? And where is the local sheriff?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 10:55:57 PM
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Hmm... But this *does* rather sound like it was an accident. Did the victim in question actually need a bath?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

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Verdauga

Your honor, the defendant had been vomited upon by the plaintiff, and believed both she and the plaintiff were, in fact, in need of a bath.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

Indeed? Hmm. Were there any other witnesses there who are present?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
Your honor, the defendant had been vomited upon by the plaintiff, and believed both she and the plaintiff were, in fact, in need of a bath.
incorrect.
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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 11:03:36 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
Your honor, the defendant had been vomited upon by the plaintiff, and believed both she and the plaintiff were, in fact, in need of a bath.
incorrect.
Then which party needed the bath?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!