Sebias' Court House

[Kade Rivok]

Tee hee

[Sebias of Redwall]

Kade, are you guilty?

[Kade Rivok]

Of?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Kidnapping. And eating Rub's precious pickle.

[Kade Rivok]

You ate the pickle.

Also, I've kidnapped nobeast.  I'm simply carrying a friend around while we go on an adventure!

[Sebias of Redwall]

A nibble, my lad. Merely a nibble.

Hmm. Does anyone have proof of anything otherwise? If not, next case! *Bangs hammer*

[Booklover]

Question: is it a case of something 'rightfully stolen'?

[Kade Rivok]

I have a case to bring forward!  It regards Verdauga's gross misuse of teleportation.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

You ate the pickle.

Also, I've kidnapped nobeast.  I'm simply carrying a friend around while we go on an adventure!

WHAT?! SEB STOLE MY PICKLE!?*begins to cry, then head snaps up, eyes full of rage*MY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!*makes his way to seb, along the way destroying the jury's bench, and bothe witness stands*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Presses button and Rub falls in trapdoor* Buh-bye! *Waves* I'll let him cool off for a bit.

I have a case to bring forward!  It regards Verdauga's gross misuse of teleportation.

Ah, yes. This sounds worth looking into. @Verdauga

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Nothing will stop me from getting my pickle Nothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickle *digs up under sebs chair, flipping him over* I DECLARE SEB'S REIGN OVER*presses button, crowd cheers* ASSISTANT: READ HIM THE ARTICLES! *trumpets blare* a small rodent declares in a squicky voice: ahemhemhem, sebbias of redwall must ahem leave the ahem courthouse ahem immediatly under ahem, penalty of death!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gets up* *Yawns* @Keva Strongbow, care to take care of this cute chap? Or should I? *Stretches* Mm. I think I'll do it. *Summons Mjolnir and drops it on Rub's head, pinning him on the ground* Hmm... What fate should we give you for attempted assault? Have you been shipped yet?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*gets mjolnir in his control and knocks seb out* CONTINUE ASSISTANT! assistant-ahem! and will also suffer tortures such as *calm male voice- the next few details are to gruesome to describe, so please tune out for a bit*- and will die Ahem!

(you really like mjolnir)

[Kade Rivok]

I prefer the armor to the hammer.

[Keva Strongbow]

Is somebeast trying to overthrow the supreme judge?? Preposterous!