Jack's Hospital

[Corporal Rubbadub]

DOCTOR doctor! Come untangle all the legs- i mean handle these people!

[lass of something much]

Oh wait, Sheev and Russa are doctors too

Are you hurt, sir?

[Sebias of Redwall]

It's a pity Sheev is gone... Perhaps @Herman Smith knows a thing or two. We could ask @Russa Nodrey.

[lass of something much]

@Russa Nodrey is a good choice

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Heh. Thankee. )

I agree.

[lass of something much]

*looks around*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Where are the doctors?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Hello!  *Looks at the patient*  Seb, I'm going to need a type V Jumbo Tucker-nour balaxelium surgical-wrench.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Right away, Doc! *Grabs the type V Jumbo Tucker-nour balaxelium surgical-wrench and hands it to Herman* He looks like he might need some Blood type 5 Nero-red Breddafile potion.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Perhaps.  But we can't be hasty.  I'll use what have here first.  *Herman begins the long process of straitening all of the people's legs.  Hour One

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Holds down the screaming patients*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Arrives slightly late* Good work, Herman. We'll also need a biomimetic gooseneck B7 dephosifier. Luckily, I brought four.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I forget, do we use those to skin noses or to clean arm pit hair? Maybe we should use the epidermal tissue disruptor?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Naah.  Methinks the drilornic matter-base V.L XIII would work better.

[Russa Nodrey]

@Seb It can be used for both.

*Gets all the previously mentioned tools out of a cabinet*