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Started by Jack the Quick, August 21, 2019, 10:41:23 PM

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Jack the Quick

MONEY!!!! MONEY!!!! MONEY!!!!
This is where you pore ol' folks buy stuff so I can get RICH!!
Haha!
*Rubs hands together in anticipation*
Current Prices (Other things are for sale too)

Book:
--Softcover: $9.99
--Hardcover: $24.99

Tuba: $399.99

Bazooka: $199.99

Horse: 3,799.97
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'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

How much for the flippin' store, ole chap?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Jack the Quick

-_-
It ain't fer sale. Naow git lost 'r buy somethin'!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Jack the Quick

Yes. That will be..
*Pulls out calculator*
$399.99, please.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

Hmm.. D'you have any flippin' food for sale?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Tungro


One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 23, 2019, 06:44:29 AM
Hmm.. D'you have any flippin' food for sale?
All kinds of food! What kind d'ye want?

Quote from: Tungro on August 23, 2019, 08:08:08 PM
I'd like a horse
That would be $3,799.97

Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 23, 2019, 08:12:41 PM
I want a bazooka.
$199.99

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 23, 2019, 08:25:15 PM
I wanna book.
Softcover: $9.99
Hardcover: $24.99

'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Jack the Quick on August 23, 2019, 02:01:03 AM
Yes. That will be..
*Pulls out calculator*
$399.99, please.
On second thought, I'd like a harmonica instead.
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

Hmm... I want a hard cover copy of the Lord of the Rings. Which part is it in?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

Pr Depper please and a bag of Shipc
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail