ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Walks into the fortress with a Zombie pinata on my shoulders.* I heard you were having a bit of a zombie problem... nice fort by the way. I fought on the front lines of the guest wars so if I can be of any use here I would be much obliged to lend my assistance.

*Pokes head out of dumpster* That would be very much appreciated.

*Grabs a crowbar and hides in a dumpster*

Great minds think alike

*Dives into the dumpster*.

[Verdauga]

*Picks up dumpster with dump truck and starts driving away*

[Faiyloe]

Alrighty then! *cracks knuckles and punches fist into the palm of my hand* *Rushes out to meet the swarm of Zombies head on. My frying pan takes one of their heads clean off and my ZP jumps from my back to the back of another zombie and smacks it over the head with it's own frying pan* SO where are these things coming from?

[Sebias of Redwall]

We don't know! *Throws Mjolnir at the zombies, then summons it back, cracking a few heads along the way* Any ideas?

[Scott McLamok]

*Climbs down from ladder* I'll go find the source...*refills his bandoiler*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Here, I'll come with you. @One-Eye the wildcat wanna be our eyes in the skies?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Sorry, I'm currently burning zombies with my flamethrower at the moment.

[lass of something much]

*groans softly*

[Kade Rivok]

*Eyes widen in panic.*  I left the oven on!  *Runs away, back to his house.*

[Luftwaffles]

*Picks up dumpster with dump truck and starts driving away*

Where to, driver?

*Rhythmically bangs crowbar against the dumpster's interiors*.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Eyes widen in panic.*  I left the oven on!  *Runs away, back to his house.*

Uh-oh. (Also, you cook? )

[Kade Rivok]

No, I just like to turn it on every once in awhile, to make it feel useful.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ah, see. You should cook. 'Tis fun.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The sky rumbles with thunder as it darkens. It begins to rain and hail*

[Kade Rivok]

*Makes it home and turns his oven off.*  Whew!  That was close!