Forum Conspiracy Theories

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Please don't even reference that film.

[lass of something much]

*holds onto @Tic*

It must be bad if you're holding onto me. What did the nasty Teer do?

Teer did something unspeakably bad, but the Powers that Be are covering it up from the public.

Please don't tell them.

*mumbles*

[Kade Rivok]

Please don't even reference that film.

Heh

[lass of something much]

Bruh, you shouldn't even try to deceive these good people.  Sheev Palpatine came before you, and he will be here long after.

He's gone

[The Shadow of Korriban]

But I'm here.   *Gives Lass a friendly side-hug*

[Verdauga]

Seb is just Sheev's other account so he can argue with himself.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I was confused for a moment there. Were they arguing about the actual events of Star Wars, or forum stuff?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Forum stuff.  The boy thinks he can destroy months of planning.  Normally I'd be worried, but he has no idea what actually is going on.

[Sebias of Redwall]

That is what you think. *Waggles eyebrows*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Shaves Seb's eyebrows*  That is what I know.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Smacks Herman* Watch it! Those take me five entire second to grow! Luckily I have Hair-Unbalder. *Cough* Anyway. Where were we? Ah, yes. Discussing how you think you are correct, but are only proving Sebias' wisdom and cunning. Do go on. 

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Do go on. 

I've said all I need to say.  Your proven wrong.  Good day!   *Herman leaves*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wait... I thought we were going to have a great verbal duel and stuff! Aw, man... Drat. Oh, well. Was I not a worthy adversary? Don't answer that. Your surrender speaks volumes. 

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Do a rap battle.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Good idea. *Starts beat-boxing like a champ* Herman, you can do the rap.