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[Kade Rivok]

*grabs tongue*

*Begins licking the claw(paw, hand?) holding his tongue.*

You can't lick my paw. I'm holding your tongue and, in order to lick, one needs the use of it. You could salivate on my paw or something but licking doesn't work.

*Looks annoyed and tries to swallow the paw holding his tongue.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the attempt is unsuccessful* If you say sorry, I'll let go.

[Kade Rivok]

Myeh!

*Opens mouth wider and tries again.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the attempt is successful and my paw is now lodged in your throat*

[Kade Rivok]

*Would smile, but can't for obvious reasons.  Very evidently looks pleased with himself nonetheless.*

[Verdauga]

*Plays the jilted lover.*

You- you would give your handpaw to someone else?

[Kade Rivok]

*Runs away full haste.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Kade, you can't run away. My paw is in your throat, still holding your tongue.

*Plays the jilted lover.*

You- you would give your handpaw to someone else?

No, not if I can help it. Kade, being the fried nugget that he is, chose to swallow my paw. I had little choice in the matter.

[lass of something much]

*Plays the jilted lover.*

You- you would give your handpaw to someone else?

lol

[Kade Rivok]

Kade, you can't run away. My paw is in your throat, still holding your tongue.

Mmmmmmmehhhh.

*Begins slobbering on Teers paw.*

[Booklover]

I think it's the translation of The Saga of Hal and the Heron Brotherband, but kinda translated back and forth a couple of times until it's completely messed up.

Correct.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Kade, you can't run away. My paw is in your throat, still holding your tongue.

Mmmmmmmehhhh.

*Begins slobbering on Teers paw.*

Seriously! That's so disgusting and I can't get away from it.

[Booklover]

Is it really a 'paw', for a reptile?

[lass of something much]

*vomits on Kade*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Is it really a 'paw', for a reptile?

Hmm, I'm not really sure what it's supposed to be called. Paw works.