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[Kade Rivok]

We're the knights of the round table,
We dance when e'er we're able!
We do routines,
and chorus scenes,
and foot work impeccable!
We dance while here in Camelot!
We eat have and jam and spam a lot!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Begins dancing around the round table*

[Booklover]

*sits at the corner of the table* I say I can do it, so I can do it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sits at the head of the table* Now, I called you all here on a matter of great importance.

[Kade Rivok]

*Leaves.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sips coffee* Now that the peasantry is out of the way...

[Kade Rivok]

*Coffee happens to be laced with poison.  My, what a coincidence.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Laughs at the peasant*

[Booklover]

What a pleasant pheasant.

[Kade Rivok]

Mm.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is dead*

[Kade Rivok]

*Gasps.*  Who could have done this?!  *Grabs Seb and begins ye olde Heimlich Maneuver.*

[Booklover]

*Is dead*

How dead?

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Booklover]

So... you aren't dead.