My hill

[Kade Rivok]

Hrmm, well you seem decent enough.  Alright, come on in.  *Unlatches the door and opens it.*  Oh, and mind your head.

[Verdauga]

*Almost hit head on the door frame.*
Thanks!

[Kade Rivok]

*Shuts door behind Verdauga, latching it closed once more.*  I'm getting dinner ready if you're hungry.

[Verdauga]

Yes, I am. Do you need any help?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*looks up Taniwha* They seem to be water monsters that therefore wouldn't be on a hill. So you, as a Taniwha, might own a river, or a pond, but not a hill. Because this is:
My hill.

The word 'taniwha' simple means monster. In Maori legend, they're generally water monsters, but they don't have to be. In this case, I'm a ginourmouse, scaled reptile that flies and breaths fire.
My hill. (but Kade can still live in his hobbit hole if he makes me coffee)

[Kade Rivok]

Yes, I am. Do you need any help?

Hmmm... got any bacon?

My hill. (but Kade can still live in his hobbit hole if he makes me coffee)

*The smells of dinner cooking drift out of the hobbit hole, mixed with a faint tinge of freshly brewed coffee.*

[Verdauga]

*Hands Kade raw bacon.*
Sorry, haven't had the time to cook it. I gotta go now, and deliver this to the Diner.
*Heads out.*

[Kade Rivok]

Ok, say hi to me when you get there. *Shuts and latches door behind Verdauga.*

[Booklover]

*looks up Taniwha* They seem to be water monsters that therefore wouldn't be on a hill. So you, as a Taniwha, might own a river, or a pond, but not a hill. Because this is:
My hill.

The word 'taniwha' simple means monster. In Maori legend, they're generally water monsters, but they don't have to be. In this case, I'm a ginourmouse, scaled reptile that flies and breaths fire.
My hill. (but Kade can still live in his hobbit hole if he makes me coffee)

Fair enough. Google was wrong (as it often is, sometimes with funny consequences). But I believe you spelt ginormous incorrectly, meaning you're a gin our mouse, so an alcoholic mouse, basically. Which isn't very terrifying.
My hill (but Kade can still live in his Hobbit hole if he makes me coffee).

[Verdauga]

*Comes back some time later and knocks on the door.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Moves a curtain slightly and peers suspiciously out through a window.*  You aren't one of those Sackville-Baggins, are you?

[Verdauga]

Umm.... I'm a wildcat with a cleaver.

[Kade Rivok]

Hmm?  Oh right, you're that fellow from before.  Come on in; I didn't expect you back so soon.  *Unlatches and opens the door.*

[Verdauga]

Thank you.
*Comes in and hands Kade cooked thick-cut bacon strips.*
Let's eat!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Quietly digs a hobbit hole in the side of the hill and makes it all nice and cozy with plenty of food and tea and chandeliers for wizards to bump their heads on.  Then locks the door and proceeds to get dinner ready.*

*Walks up and rings the doorbell* May I come in?