The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[lass of something much]

hha, how deir you disobay gandalf the grey!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Very easily. I'll probably die for it, but...meh.

[lass of something much]

*wacks Ebby with a pillow*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*ducks, causing the pillow to hit Teer*

[lass of something much]

*wacks ebby with a pillow again*

[shisteer of nothing much]

yes, to you

The marriage is null and void for the following reasons:

1. Neither Teer nor I wanted it.
2.I said so.
3.Neither of us gave our consent.
4.I was killed twice.
5.Sebias is not ordained.
6.I said so.

So, uh....
*Chops down tree.*

1.Doesn't make a difference. There are countless marriages that neither party wants, and they still go ahead.
2.Doesn't make a difference. The shippers could argue that we are married because they said so.
3.Both of us said I do, which means we did, in fact, give our consent.
4.You were also revived twice.
5.Sebias is the supreme judge. I think that counts as ordination.
6.Who cares what you think? (rhetorical question. Don't bother answering)

I didn't want to marry you but now that I have, I will not deny it.

So, uh...
*spanks Verdauga again and sends him to bed, still without supper, as punishment for chopping the tree down*

[lass of something much]

thanks

[shisteer of nothing much]

I would say you're welcome but you aren't.

[Booklover]

*plants five trees*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*plants six trees*

[lass of something much]

I would say you're welcome but you aren't.

I would say you're dead but you aren't....yet

[Booklover]

*plants two more trees*

[Kade Rivok]

*spanks Verdauga again and sends him to bed, still without supper, as punishment for chopping the tree down*

I would pay to have a video of that so I could play it anytime I needed a good laugh.

[lass of something much]

*looks at for a bit then, wacks him with a pilow*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*spanks Verdauga again and sends him to bed, still without supper, as punishment for chopping the tree down*

I would pay to have a video of that so I could play it anytime I needed a good laugh.

Use your imagination. It's way better.